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  • #1381
    A black dude wearing a confederate belt buckle. Yeesh.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • #1382
      Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
      One of my more useless functions on this board is to keep everyone apprised of McNaughton's latest repugnant belch. Without further ado:




      Beneath the photo he added the following bit of tone-deaf, sophomoric doggerel:


      “Politically Incorrect” by Jon McNaughton
      Out on the gun range he stood,
      The embodiment of a man.
      He was neither black nor white,
      A proud American.
      He held a firearm of choice.
      It was his right to own, and was trained to use it skillfully,
      For defenses unbeknown.
      The American Dream is real.
      Though ideologies clash.
      He wore a red MAGA hat,
      And a Martin Luther King mustache.
      Who tells you what to think,
      Or how to raise your voice,
      Republican or Democrat,
      Choose life, or be pro-choice?
      You see - ALL Lives Matter,
      And you cannot favor race,
      The Constitution is colorblind,
      Wokeness - a disgrace!
      There is an absolute truth
      Bigoted leftists always forget:
      You cannot censure people,
      Or the politically incorrect.


      Fifteen minutes ago, the word "censure" in the penultimate line was "sensor," which I was going to joke was a reference to Bill Gates' vaccine nanochips. But McNaughton has just changed it to "censure." I think he's closing in on "censor," and trust he'll get there soon. I still find the "ALL lives matter" riposte to be one of the most facile, insensitive, and offensive responses one can have to BLM.
      Wow! This is pretty racist even for McKnothead.

      Also...is that Karl Malone?
      Last edited by originalsocal; 06-15-2022, 01:26 PM.

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      • #1383
        The rifle is missing a rear sight. The embodiment of man is not concerned about collateral damage, or even hitting his target.

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        • #1384
          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
          A black dude wearing a confederate belt buckle. Yeesh.
          Wrong:

          Originally posted by McNaughty
          He was neither black nor white
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • #1385
            Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post


            Beneath the photo he added the following bit of tone-deaf, sophomoric doggerel:


            Nice word, by the way! The Pixies have an album coming out by that name, so this is precisely the second time I've heard that word in my life...
            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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            • #1386
              The high school level poetry is a new medium for McNaughton. Maybe he’ll start branching out to MAGA poetry.
              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
              - SeattleUte

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              • #1387
                Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                The rifle is missing a rear sight. The embodiment of man is not concerned about collateral damage, or even hitting his target.
                Maybe it's a flip-up?

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                • #1388
                  Competition?

                  Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                  For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                  Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                  • #1389
                    I'm like LeBron James.
                    -mpfunk

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                    • #1390
                      Not going to do a great job with those eyes closed, Joe
                      "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                      "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                      - SeattleUte

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                      • #1391
                        Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                        Not going to do a great job with those eyes closed, Joe
                        He is praying and following the spirit. He'll do fine.
                        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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                        • #1392
                          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
                          Not going to do a great job with those eyes closed, Joe
                          You've never used the force, have you?
                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96
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                          • #1393
                            Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                            You've never used the force, have you?
                            i mean, he's an apostate, so...
                            I'm like LeBron James.
                            -mpfunk

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                            • #1394
                              Originally posted by smokymountainrain View Post

                              i mean, he's an apostate, so...
                              Why did he start in the middle and work his way to the edge? That looks like a photo op repair, sloppy needle work, and not a heartfelt repair with tight stitching. I cal BS on that being a real moment.

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                              • #1395
                                Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post

                                Why did he start in the middle and work his way to the edge? That looks like a photo op repair, sloppy needle work, and not a heartfelt repair with tight stitching. I cal BS on that being a real moment.
                                Yeah. He's only repairing HALF the flag!
                                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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