Number of times a speaker uses a word, that everyone knows, like love, service, faith and says "Websters' defines it as..."|6
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Major alert: two black guys in the MoTab Choir now.Originally posted by jay santos View PostNumber of black guys in the MoTab Choir: 1
Percentage of time said black guy gets face coverage during MoTab songs: 45%
Angles from which they video camera the black guy: every possible angle short and long range given the # of cameras
P.S. They are very strategically placed for at least one to appear in every mid range shot.
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Could you please let us know that it is a spoiler, so those of us that may watch it later can still be suprised? tiaOriginally posted by TripletDaddy View PostGood to hear that Porn is still verboten. I wasn't sure whether the policy had changed."I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh
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Elder Scott sort of did as well.Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View PostElder Oaks' talk addressed a lot of the hot topics on CUF."They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Cha-ching.Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
Number of guys hanging out in trees with telephoto lenses to capture a rare image of an African guy attending GC wearing a lion pelt and other tribal garb | 30
You should grab a hard copy of today's Des News. They have a big color photo on page 3 of three women from Africa in native clothing."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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Time to dust this old thing off."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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Odds that TSM will apologize for the church's involvement with Prop 8: 1,000,000 to 1Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostTime to dust this old thing off.
If such apology is given, the odds that CUF will marginalize or otherwsie not accept his apology: 2:1"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Percentage of men who are viewing porn: 65%Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View PostPercentage of married women after viewing a session of GC that suspect that their husbands are viewing porn and are total pervs | 95%
Percentage of women over the age of 50 that wish they were married to President Uchtdorf instead of their current husbands | 92%Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.
"Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson
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I predict that I will play a round of golf Sunday morning and take a nap during the afternoon session. It's a tradition I started many years ago."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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