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  • #76
    Number of times a speaker uses a word, that everyone knows, like love, service, faith and says "Websters' defines it as..."|6
    Get confident, stupid
    -landpoke

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    • #77
      CS Lewis quotes | 12
      Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”

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      • #78
        Number of times the word "supernal" will be used in the opening prayer | 1

        Done!

        BTW, I'd put the use of the word "supernal" right up there with awkward uses of the word "even" as two of the most distinct GC word choices.

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        • #79
          Good to hear that Porn is still verboten. I wasn't sure whether the policy had changed.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • #80
            Originally posted by jay santos View Post
            Number of black guys in the MoTab Choir: 1
            Percentage of time said black guy gets face coverage during MoTab songs: 45%
            Angles from which they video camera the black guy: every possible angle short and long range given the # of cameras
            Major alert: two black guys in the MoTab Choir now.

            P.S. They are very strategically placed for at least one to appear in every mid range shot.

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            • #81
              Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
              Good to hear that Porn is still verboten. I wasn't sure whether the policy had changed.
              Could you please let us know that it is a spoiler, so those of us that may watch it later can still be suprised? tia
              "I don't mind giving the church 10% of my earnings, but 50% of my weekend mornings? Not as long as DirecTV NFL Sunday Ticket is around." - Daniel Tosh

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              • #82
                Elder Oaks' talk addressed a lot of the hot topics on CUF.

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                • #83
                  Originally posted by JohnnyLingo View Post
                  Elder Oaks' talk addressed a lot of the hot topics on CUF.
                  Elder Scott sort of did as well.
                  "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

                  Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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                  • #84
                    Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post

                    Number of guys hanging out in trees with telephoto lenses to capture a rare image of an African guy attending GC wearing a lion pelt and other tribal garb | 30
                    Cha-ching.

                    You should grab a hard copy of today's Des News. They have a big color photo on page 3 of three women from Africa in native clothing.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • #85
                      Time to dust this old thing off.
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • #86
                        Originally posted by kccougar View Post
                        I stay away from CUF after general conference the way I avoid Cougarboard after a loss.
                        Everything in life is an approximation.

                        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • #87
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          Time to dust this old thing off.
                          Odds that TSM will apologize for the church's involvement with Prop 8: 1,000,000 to 1

                          If such apology is given, the odds that CUF will marginalize or otherwsie not accept his apology: 2:1
                          "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                          • #88
                            Originally posted by Color Me Badd Fan View Post
                            Percentage of married women after viewing a session of GC that suspect that their husbands are viewing porn and are total pervs | 95%

                            Percentage of women over the age of 50 that wish they were married to President Uchtdorf instead of their current husbands | 92%
                            Percentage of men who are viewing porn: 65%
                            Jesus wants me for a sunbeam.

                            "Cog dis is a bitch." -James Patterson

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                            • #89
                              I predict that I will play a round of golf Sunday morning and take a nap during the afternoon session. It's a tradition I started many years ago.
                              "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                              "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                              • #90
                                Originally posted by LA Ute View Post
                                Those things do actually happen, you know.

                                I will be hoping my less-active son actually goes to a session and that something someone says reaches him in some positive way.
                                My dad is hoping for the same.

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