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  • #46
    Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
    Who is the new girl? Any pictures with her smiling?

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    • #47
      Great thread CMBF! Funny work throughout.

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      • #48
        Sessions of Conference I will record on the DVR | 4

        Sessions of Conference that will be deleted without being watched | 4

        Sessions of Conference watched by my family | 0

        % of chance The_Tick family will use this weekend as Mormon Spring Break | 100

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        • #49
          Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
          Sessions of Conference I will record on the DVR | 4

          Sessions of Conference that will be deleted without being watched | 4

          Sessions of Conference watched by my family | 0

          % of chance The_Tick family will use this weekend as Mormon Spring Break | 100
          I may go golfing with Mrs. DT's boss....on Sunday...
          "I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III

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          • #50
            Dude...I was just talking about going golfing on Sunday...and the wife gave me the green light.

            We need to talk tomorrow...

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            • #51
              Originally posted by The_Tick View Post
              Dude...I was just talking about going golfing on Sunday...and the wife gave me the green light.

              We need to talk tomorrow...
              Prepare yourselves for the worst rounds of you lives.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • #52
                Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                Prepare yourselves for the worst rounds of you lives.
                I'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.
                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                • #53
                  Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                  I'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.
                  Not in my case.
                  "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                  -Turtle
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                  • #54
                    Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                    I'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.
                    So, he's like a pool hustler? This Sunday will be the best ever, but after that, they'll never get back to where they were.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                      So, he's like a pool hustler? This Sunday will be the best ever, but after that, they'll never get back to where they were.
                      They'll keep playing better and better each Sunday until they're considered inactive, then their play will go back to the way it was the first time they played a round.

                      Not that I've ever experienced this. I've heard it from others....yeah, that's it.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                      • #56
                        Far be it from me to judge what anyone does, but I don't play golf on Sunday's.

                        Unless, it is with a client, a chance to be with my boys, I am on vacation, there is a serious tournament,..........................

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                        • #57
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Why yes. You did prove a point.

                          N..i..c..e..

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                          • #58
                            We will hear from between 1 and 3 Sisters.
                            We all trust our own unorthodoxies.

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                            • #59
                              Originally posted by Sleeping in EQ View Post
                              We will hear from between 1 and 3 Sisters.
                              And every one will be obligated to tell a story about an African or South American sister they met that had to travel a long distance to get to the temple.

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                              • #60
                                Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                                And every one will be obligated to tell a story about an African or South American sister they met that had to travel a long distance to get to the temple.
                                LOL, do you see why I no longer go to SS or Priesthood meeting. I mean at my age what really are you going to hear new. Same old stuff and the old guys turn and look at me pissed knowing I do what I want without a wife making sure I am doing what I heard in SS and Priesthood I was supposed to do.

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