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Sessions of Conference I will record on the DVR | 4
Sessions of Conference that will be deleted without being watched | 4
Sessions of Conference watched by my family | 0
% of chance The_Tick family will use this weekend as Mormon Spring Break | 100
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I may go golfing with Mrs. DT's boss....on Sunday...Originally posted by The_Tick View PostSessions of Conference I will record on the DVR | 4
Sessions of Conference that will be deleted without being watched | 4
Sessions of Conference watched by my family | 0
% of chance The_Tick family will use this weekend as Mormon Spring Break | 100
"I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's a$$, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it". - Tommy Callahan III
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I'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.Originally posted by Surfah View PostPrepare yourselves for the worst rounds of you lives.
"Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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Not in my case.Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View PostI'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.
"Nobody listens to Turtle."-Turtlesigpic
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So, he's like a pool hustler? This Sunday will be the best ever, but after that, they'll never get back to where they were.Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View PostI'd say that they'll play the best rounds of their lives because they're not listening to GC. Satan may not control the waters, but he certainly has a hand in the swing plane and will use that to tempt folks to skip church in the future because they strike the ball so well on a Sunday.
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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They'll keep playing better and better each Sunday until they're considered inactive, then their play will go back to the way it was the first time they played a round.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostSo, he's like a pool hustler? This Sunday will be the best ever, but after that, they'll never get back to where they were.
Not that I've ever experienced this. I've heard it from others....yeah, that's it."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader
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LOL, do you see why I no longer go to SS or Priesthood meeting. I mean at my age what really are you going to hear new. Same old stuff and the old guys turn and look at me pissed knowing I do what I want without a wife making sure I am doing what I heard in SS and Priesthood I was supposed to do.Originally posted by YOhio View PostAnd every one will be obligated to tell a story about an African or South American sister they met that had to travel a long distance to get to the temple.
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