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  • Tim
    Not Banned
    • Nov 2008
    • 4390

    #16
    Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
    I like a good Queso Manchego with some grapes or cold cuts.

    Obviously, Jamon Iberico would be best, but it's pretty hard to come by without any planning.

    I also like the Manchego with a little cantloupe or other melon (watermelon excluded).
    I'm also a big Manchego fan.
    Visca Catalunya Lliure

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    • Green Lantern
      Has overcome great fear
      • Aug 2009
      • 2289

      #17
      I was up at the International Freestyle competition at Deer Valley this weekend and the Deer Valley Lodge was providing the food. They had this awesome cheese table and I wish I could remember the great cheeses I tried. One of them was a Blueberry Wensleydale and another had coffee and lavender mixed in. They were fantastic. One of the servers told me that they were locally made but she slipped off before I could ask her where. Maybe Beehive?

      I don't know if I impressed her or embarrassed myself by being familiar with Wensleydale only from WALLACE & GROMIT cartoons.
      Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

      None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

      I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

      --Portland Ute

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      • falafel
        loves to talk on things
        • Mar 2009
        • 37950

        #18
        Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
        I don't know if I impressed her or embarrassed myself by being familiar with Wensleydale only from WALLACE & GROMIT cartoons.
        Funny that your familiarity with Wensleydale is from Wallace and Grommit, b/c I only know of it from Monty Python.

        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3KBuQHHKx0&feature=fvw"]YouTube- The Cheese Shop sketch, Monty Python[/ame]

        This one has images of all the different cheeses he requests. Kind of fun.
        [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMuITtGy-Yk"]YouTube- Monty Python Cheese Shop Images[/ame]
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

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        • Fiyero
          Banned
          • Nov 2008
          • 5266

          #19
          Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
          One of them was a Blueberry Wensleydale
          I've seen it at Smith's, they sell it for $20/lb.

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          • wuapinmon
            Soul Plumber
            • Dec 2008
            • 30711

            #20
            I like Mahon. Especially aged Mahon.
            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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            • Green Lantern
              Has overcome great fear
              • Aug 2009
              • 2289

              #21
              Originally posted by Fiyero View Post
              I've seen it at Smith's, they sell it for $20/lb.
              Well then, I definitely ate my money's worth!
              Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

              None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

              I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

              --Portland Ute

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              • Green Lantern
                Has overcome great fear
                • Aug 2009
                • 2289

                #22
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Funny that your familiarity with Wensleydale is from Wallace and Grommit, b/c I only know of it from Monty Python.

                YouTube- The Cheese Shop sketch, Monty Python

                This one has images of all the different cheeses he requests. Kind of fun.
                YouTube- Monty Python Cheese Shop Images
                Ah the cheese shop sketch! I should have remembered that one as well. Hey Falafel, you're down in Las Vegas right? There was a great place that opened over in Henderson when we were living there called Valley Cheese & Wine. They had a great selection of cheeses and the owners were a really cool, unpretentious married couple who were more than happy to expound on all of their excellent selections.
                Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                --Portland Ute

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37950

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                  Ah the cheese shop sketch! I should have remembered that one as well. Hey Falafel, you're down in Las Vegas right? There was a great place that opened over in Henderson when we were living there called Valley Cheese & Wine. They had a great selection of cheeses and the owners were a really cool, unpretentious married couple who were more than happy to expound on all of their excellent selections.
                  I've heard of that place - they advertise on NPR. Its on Horizon Ridge somewhere, right? I live on the other side of town, so I haven't thought of visiting it. However, I do know, from their commercials, that they have a wide variety of wines and charcuterie - whatever the hell that is.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Green Lantern
                    Has overcome great fear
                    • Aug 2009
                    • 2289

                    #24
                    Originally posted by falafel View Post
                    I've heard of that place - they advertise on NPR. Its on Horizon Ridge somewhere, right? I live on the other side of town, so I haven't thought of visiting it. However, I do know, from their commercials, that they have a wide variety of wines and charcuterie - whatever the hell that is.
                    Yep, that's the place. Cool store. And you simply must sample from their charcuterie.
                    Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                    None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                    I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                    --Portland Ute

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                    • falafel
                      loves to talk on things
                      • Mar 2009
                      • 37950

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                      Yep, that's the place. Cool store. And you simply must sample from their charcuterie.
                      Oh yeah? what shall I charcute?
                      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                      Dig your own grave, and save!

                      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • Green Lantern
                        Has overcome great fear
                        • Aug 2009
                        • 2289

                        #26
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Oh yeah? what shall I charcute?
                        Okay, I finally looked this up to discover that it means a selection of fine meats. Now I totally want to go back to that place.
                        Kids in general these days seem more socially retarded...

                        None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.

                        I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.

                        --Portland Ute

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                        • Maximus
                          Senior Member
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 6013

                          #27
                          Originally posted by John McClain View Post
                          I am sitting here enjoying some brie with crackers and fresh fruit. I was wondering what cheeses the board likes? It is unfortunate that our cheese choices are so limited in the United States. It is hard to find good, reasonably priced cheeses sometimes. What are some of the places you can find a decent cheese?
                          The white Bolivian cheese that smells like an old womans armpits mixed with feet.

                          Wait, cheese we like?

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                          • Portland Ute
                            Junior Member
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 5647

                            #28
                            Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                            Harmon's in Utah has a solid cheese selection. In Portland it was Fred Meyer (surprising but they really had a nice selection) and Zupan's.
                            What I wouldn't do for a Zupan's in my neighborhood in Utah.

                            My kingdom for a ZUPANS!

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                            • Portland Ute
                              Junior Member
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 5647

                              #29
                              Originally posted by Green Lantern View Post
                              Yep, that's the place. Cool store. And you simply must sample from their charcuterie.
                              Do they have Jamon Iberico?

                              Oh, Spain, you expensive mistress.

                              I can't tell if I was blessed or cursed by going to Spain on a mission. It's been very difficult dealing with the idea that I cannot live in two places at once. It's also been difficult trying to indulge my cravings for Spanish fineries while living in Utah. Utah. Seriously. What the hell? I live in Utah.

                              At times I feel like the mouse on Ratatouille. I mean, people, paella... You know, it's a Spanish Rice dish.. "You mean like with beans and a quesa-dill-a?"

                              I resort to buying 2nd rate ham, prosciutto, and making myself a fine ajo blanco and sitting out on my back porch in the scorching heat on a summer afternoon with my iPhone apps on Radio Nacional pretending I am on a street corner in Sevilla sipping ajo blanco, eating melon, nibbling on Manchego and partaking in jamon iberico.

                              DAMMIT! This is NOT jamon! It's...it's...prosciutto and I am sitting on a wood deck in my back yard in Kaysville, UT!

                              Get me a gun. I'm ending this now.

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                              • Tim
                                Not Banned
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 4390

                                #30
                                Originally posted by Portland Ute View Post
                                Do they have Jamon Iberico?

                                Oh, Spain, you expensive mistress.

                                I can't tell if I was blessed or cursed by going to Spain on a mission. It's been very difficult dealing with the idea that I cannot live in two places at once. It's also been difficult trying to indulge my cravings for Spanish fineries while living in Utah. Utah. Seriously. What the hell? I live in Utah.

                                At times I feel like the mouse on Ratatouille. I mean, people, paella... You know, it's a Spanish Rice dish.. "You mean like with beans and a quesa-dill-a?"

                                I resort to buying 2nd rate ham, prosciutto, and making myself a fine ajo blanco and sitting out on my back porch in the scorching heat on a summer afternoon with my iPhone apps on Radio Nacional pretending I am on a street corner in Sevilla sipping ajo blanco, eating melon, nibbling on Manchego and partaking in jamon iberico.

                                DAMMIT! This is NOT jamon! It's...it's...prosciutto and I am sitting on a wood deck in my back yard in Kaysville, UT!

                                Get me a gun. I'm ending this now.
                                This is one of the privileges of living in Japan... great quesos and jamones available at several stores within a short scooter ride.
                                Visca Catalunya Lliure

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