The Call of Duty Thread

[cougjunkie]

At the risk of slowing down our current assault on the Purple and Gold Satanists, I should make it clear to the newcomers that the PS3 crew and the Xbox crew are friends, for the most part, and the smack herein should be read in that light. With that said, carry on the spamming.

Screw you, I now hate every person in America that owns an Xbox 360.

[FlynHawaiian30]

Speaking of which (wrong thread, maybe, but screw the Lakers!) I may not be on until quite late on Saturday. Big fight night at my place.

Screw the Lakers? Don't be mad they're one of the greatest teams of all time and have the best player in the NBA on their team...

[Pheidippides]

Screw you, I now hate every person in America that owns an Xbox 360.

Do I respond with a or a :finger3:? I think maybe we should just send a :moon: to DDD.

[fusnik]

Nik - you just want to be our friends because you are gay and want to make out with us. But your mom already did that and I bent you over and gave it to you on that last post. Made you my ho, and you liked it, stupid nigg*r. My ancestors owned you on a slave ship coming to this country and I own you now, made you my black ho, nigg*r, wide nosed breathing all the white mans air. And you think you are a good dancer but you aint.

[Pheidippides]

Screw the Lakers? Don't be mad they're one of the greatest teams of all time and have the best player in the NBA on their team...

This has nothing to do with basketball or the Lakers' win/loss record or likelihood for a repeat championship. I don't care about the NBA. This is about something else entirely.

EDIT: I was not aware that fus hated the lakers that much.

[cougjunkie]

Nik - you just want to be our friends because you are gay and want to make out with us. But your mom already did that and I bent you over and gave it to you on that last post. Made you my ho, and you liked it, stupid nigg*r. My ancestors owned you on a slave ship coming to this country and I own you now, made you my black ho, nigg*r, wide nosed breathing all the white mans air. And you think you are a good dancer but you aint.

Last night we had a 12 year old kid that was dropping constant F*** bombs. We are in the lobby and he starts talking to this guy whose name was I_nuke_tactictly. They have the following conversation:

Kid: "Hey I nuke tacccccccccc......err.......tacc-il-ity."
INT: "Yeah you can call me Nuke"
Kid: "Ok cool man"
INT: "yeah"
Kid: "Nuke, Hey n*g*a do you smoke dank?"
INT: "What?"
Kid: "Do you smoke dank, n*g*a?"
Int: "Ummm, no I am clean"
Jones: (Some dude that was obviously black) "Hey kid are you black? why you saying Nigga?"
Everyone else: (starts laughing)
Jones: "Shut up, hey f*** you all, shut up for a minute. Kid are you black? Why you saying N*g*a?

Then the game starts and after every game someone would say "Hey N*g*a do you smoke dank?" Kid was like 12 years old.

[FlynHawaiian30]

Screw you, I now hate every person in America that owns an Xbox 360.

Jesus said love thy neighbor. You need to calm down because right now you're more mad than Max Hall when he got rolled over by TCU at his own homecoming.

[FN Phat]

To aid in the XBOX/PS3 relations, I thought I would post the new trailer for the map pack that is available for download on the XBOX...

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oCeQDquRaOw"]YouTube- Modern Warefare 2 Stimulus Map pack[/ame]

[cougjunkie]

Jesus said love thy neighbor. You need to calm down because right now you're more mad than Max Hall when he got rolled over by TCU at his own homecoming.

You are right, I am so pissed right now. Seriously I am fuming I can not take it. I want to fly down to Phoenix and kick the shit out of you.


(Clearly this is your first message board rodeo)

[Hot Lunch]

I consider myself CJ's friend outside on this forum.

I punched CJ in the face one night. Does that make him my friend outside this forum?

[cougjunkie]

I punched CJ in the face one night. Does that make him my friend outside this forum?

You are not my friend outside this forum. In fact I put you in the same category as Flynn. You are pretty much a whiny little bitch.

[FN Phat]

I straight pwn on crash and overgrown. I cannot wait to be calling out "grandma's house, stone bridge, meth lab!"

I know every jump imaginable in both of these maps.

We XBOX losers will let you PS3 "champs" know how great the new maps are.

[wuapinmon]

You are right, I am so pissed right now. Seriously I am fuming I can not take it. I want to fly down to Phoenix and kick the shit out of you.


(Clearly this is your first message board rodeo)

I want to throw some root beer on him, Sam's Choice, even.

[cougjunkie]

I straight pwn on crash and overgrown. I cannot wait to be calling out "grandma's house, stone bridge, meth lab!"

I know every jump imaginable in both of these maps.

We XBOX losers will let you PS3 "champs" know how great the new maps are.

You mean the old maps that are being brought to the new game. Yawn, been there done that. I will go play COD4 if I want to play those maps.

[cougjunkie]

I want to throw some root beer on him, Sam's Choice, even.

Do not waste the sams choice, he is not worth it.