Accept No Substitutes

[Art Vandelay]

Since this the...ahem...Critic's Corner, my list would be:

* Bo & Luke Duke, not Koy nor Vance
* Chrissy Snow, not Cindy Snow
* Jason Bourne, not Aaron Cross
* Arnold, not Big Al
* Daniel Larusso, most definitely not Hilary Swank nor Jaden Smith
* Sean Connery or Daniel Craig, not Roger Moore nor anyone else.

[TripletDaddy]

This thread should have been titled "there is no substitute," and to that end I will add Porsche to this list.

[creekster]

and to that end I will add Porsche to this list.

The judges are requesting more specificity.

[pelagius]

Wegman's private label Oreo-like cookie is exactly like an Oreo. No lie. I remember tasting one thinking it'd be like a Hydrox but I couldn't tell it wasn't an Oreo.

That's becaause Wegmans is awesome.

[New Mexican Disaster]

Triscuits.

[TripletDaddy]

The judges are requesting more specificity.

Whoops! Sorry. I should have said Porsche Automobil Holding SE.

[Indy Coug]

That's becaause Wegmans is awesome.

:thumbsup: It's one of the very few things we miss about Pennsylhole.

[Commando]

I was about to add Oreos to this list and shout it from the rooftops, but others have already said it.... and then someone brings up this whole Wegman's bit. I would give them a try, but since I am not domiciled in the Mid-Atlantic region, I'll have to stick to the generally available Oreo.

[Commando]

Before Twinkies shut down (and resurfaced), I would have said Twinkies because the only substitutes were the barf-tastic Submarinos, brought to you by Bimbo- the Mexican Wonderbread. However, some American companies have stepped up to the plate and produced the Dream Cake, which is approximate to the Twinkie.

[Katy Lied]

Heinz ketchup. No catsup allowed.
Pace picante sauce, if you go the prepared salsa route

[Art Vandelay]

This thread should have been titled "there is no substitute," and to that end I will add Porsche to this list.

Sometimes you have to say what the .... It looks like the Univeristy of Illinois.

[LA Ute]

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[Bo Diddley]

I just learned that canned asparagus is terrible. I should have seen that coming.

[Jeff Lebowski]

Regular coconut milk. Don't ever mess with the reduced-fat stuff. Horrible.

[Pelado]

I just learned that canned asparagus is terrible. I should have seen that coming.

Frozen is passable. Fresh is, of course, awesome.