Five Movies No One Should See

[wuapinmon]

Two movies I wish I could unsee:

Natural Born Killers
Kids

As for UHF, how can someone not want to see that movie? The Wheel of Fish? Conan the Librarian? Ghandi II? Classic stuff.

Also, why the Home Alone 2 hate, wuap? Definitely my favorite Home Alone, and a movie that I make sure to see every Christmas season. It's not Christmas without Home Alone 2.

IJR,

The girl I was on the date with wasn't hot enough to make me sit there and watch it with her. My best friend and I ditched our dates, who would not leave, and went out into the parking lot and threw a plastic slinky that was in my trunk, back and forth across the parking lot while we waited for them to finish the film.

I think I just reached a point where I could no longer suspend my disbelief, and the ham-fisted acting got to me, even at 18. I can stomach the first one still, mostly because of the peripheral characters like John Candy, and the uncle who says, "Look what you did, you little jerk," one of my stock phrases, but the premise has not endured time very well.

[UtahDan]

Rad.

[Babs]

ditched our dates, who would not leave, and went out into the parking lot and threw a plastic slinky that was in my trunk, back and forth across the parking lot while we waited for them to finish the film.

That happened to me once, except without the slinky. I didn't even make it through five minute of Braveheart (too violent). I left and played pinball in the lobby while I waited for my date. Nobody told me it was a THREE HOUR MOVIE.

[RC Vikings]

That happened to me once, except without the slinky. I didn't even make it through five minute of Braveheart (too violent). I left and played pinball in the lobby while I waited for my date. Nobody told me it was a THREE HOUR MOVIE.

I'm guessing their was no good night kiss at the door.

[il Padrino Ute]

Have you even seen five movies?

Touche'!

[wuapinmon]

Have you even seen five movies?

He stopped at The Jazz Singer; they went too far that time.

[il Padrino Ute]

He stopped at The Jazz Singer; they went too far that time.

Isn't that the movie based on the episode of The Simpsons when Krusty tried to convince his father that it was okay to be a clown?

[woot]

1. 25th Hour (sooooo boring. Felt 25 hours long.)
2. The league of extraordinary gentlemen (the only dollar movie I've ever walked out of because I wasn't getting my money's worth).
3. Lost In Translation
4. Sideways
5. Beauty and the Briefcase

I liked 1, 3, and 4 quite a bit. Especially 3.

[Slim]

I liked 1, 3, and 4 quite a bit. Especially 3.

How about Garden State? That is another one I hated that you would probably like.

[woot]

How about Garden State? That is another one I hated that you would probably like.

I didn't love it, but yeah I liked it quite a bit.

[cougjunkie]

1. Cabin Boy
2. Home Alone 2
3. Maid in Manhattan
4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
5. Battlefield Earth

1-5 Anything with Jennifer Lopez.

[marsupial]

Got together with some friends from church and they popped in the Bounty Hunter. I finally get out of the house and have a chance to hang out with my peers and we watch the Bounty Hunter.

[EdmondDantes]

Sweet November.

Makes you want to cut your eyelids off with a dull butterknife.

[marsupial]

Funny People
Reign Over Me

[Surfah]

Rad.

What the...

1. Black Swan
2. Crash
3. Pathfinder
4. Titanic
5. Pirates of the Caribbean 3