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  • Five Movies No One Should See

    1. Cabin Boy
    2. Home Alone 2
    3. Maid in Manhattan
    4. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
    5. Battlefield Earth
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

  • #2
    For the longest time my least favorite movies were "Mac and Me" and "Little Monsters." I suppose the issue with remembering the worst movies is that after a certain amount of time they're forgotten. Anybody remember either of those?

    I would definitely add Transformers 2 to that list now. I sort of enjoyed the first one for what it was while recognizing that it was trash, but the second one was nearly unbearable.

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    • #3
      Originally posted by woot View Post
      For the longest time my least favorite movies were "Mac and Me" and "Little Monsters." I suppose the issue with remembering the worst movies is that after a certain amount of time they're forgotten. Anybody remember either of those?

      I would definitely add Transformers 2 to that list now. I sort of enjoyed the first one for what it was while recognizing that it was trash, but the second one was nearly unbearable.
      Mac and Me was a destitute man's ET. Actually, that's giving it way too much credit. I used to mock by little brother (who loved it) by holding my hands up in the mac and me sign and pursing my lips. I once got grounded for doing it in sacrament meeting while my little bro was speaking. He saw me and started snickering right in the middle of his 2-1/2 minute talk.
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      • #4
        For deeply personal reasons, I hated Mac & Me before I ever saw it. After that, I hated it even more. They might as well have called it, "McDonald's and Me" which was pretty close to their slogan at the time (IIRC) of "McDonald's and You." That whole dance scene in and around the McDonald's especially made me hate that movie.
        "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
        The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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        • #5
          Over the summer my kids Netflixed 'Fred: The Movie'.

          NOBODY should be forced to endure that craptacular piece of garbage. I cannot concieve of a string of 4-letter words sufficient to describe that drivel.

          It reminded me of a 15 year old kid acting 4 year old screaming at everything and breaking stuff. I get enough of that in real life.

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          • #6
            1. 25th Hour (sooooo boring. Felt 25 hours long.)
            2. The league of extraordinary gentlemen (the only dollar movie I've ever walked out of because I wasn't getting my money's worth).
            3. Lost In Translation
            4. Sideways
            5. Beauty and the Briefcase

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            • #7
              1. Jurassic Park
              2. Jurassic Park 2
              3. Jurassic Park 3
              4. UHF
              5. Lake Placid
              Just try it once. One beer or one cigarette or one porno movie won't hurt. - Dallin H. Oaks

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              • #8
                Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                1. Jurassic Park
                2. Jurassic Park 2
                3. Jurassic Park 3
                4. UHF
                5. Lake Placid
                Hated your #1, 2, and 3, but 5 was just plain funny

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                  4. UHF
                  Boooooooo!!!!!!
                  Last edited by DU Ute; 02-05-2011, 09:39 PM.
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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by Slim View Post
                    3. Lost In Translation
                    4. Sideways
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • #11
                      I can't narrow the list to only 5.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                        I can't narrow the list to only 5.
                        Have you even seen five movies?
                        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
                        -Teenage Dirtbag

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by BlueHair View Post
                          1. UHF
                          Take that back!
                          Not that, sickos.

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                          • #14
                            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                            Take that back!
                            "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                            "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
                            "Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute

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                            • #15
                              Two movies I wish I could unsee:

                              Natural Born Killers
                              Kids

                              As for UHF, how can someone not want to see that movie? The Wheel of Fish? Conan the Librarian? Ghandi II? Classic stuff.

                              Also, why the Home Alone 2 hate, wuap? Definitely my favorite Home Alone, and a movie that I make sure to see every Christmas season. It's not Christmas without Home Alone 2.

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