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I guess I am a little annoyed that the women always get referred to as fat and ugly. Would their passion for vampires be less creepy if they were smokin' hot 30- or 40-somethings?
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What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
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That is a valid point. As for me the wife loves these books and I think they are ok (I didn't read them but listened to them book on cd style). She is going by herself to the midnight show tonight (I'd go like I did with the other two but we don't have anyone to watch the kids while they sleep). Personally, I think Edward is a controlling stalker and Stephanie Meyer sold out and took the easy way out in the final book. If Stephanie Meyer had any guts sheOriginally posted by marsupial View PostSpoiler for Spoiler:"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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No. No it wouldn't.Originally posted by marsupial View Post
(FTR, I never envisioned them as fat and ugly at all. I envisioned them as sexless-sex crazed pervs).Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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Well, he has eternity to wait.Originally posted by cowboy View Post
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Shark Boy is all grown up!Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostYes but this guy just barely turned 18
"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Not on your life, pal!Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostAwesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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Not only that but the fact their skin twinkles in the sun? I mean, come on people, everyone since Adam knows that Vampires are vulnerable to sunlight.Originally posted by creekster View Post"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. UchtdorfComment
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I caught the end of a movie once that posited that Dracula was actually Judas Iscariot, and the vampirism was his punishment for the Kiss.Originally posted by Eddie Jones View Post
Apparently, the writers didn't really "get" Jesus."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Yeah, DRACULA 2000! Starring everyone's favorite Spartan, Gerard Butler, as Dracula himself!Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostKids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland UteComment
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Well played!Originally posted by Katy Lied View Post"The first thing I learned upon becoming a head coach after fifteen years as an assistant was the enormous difference between making a suggestion and making a decision."
"They talk about the economy this year. Hey, my hairline is in recession, my waistline is in inflation. Altogether, I'm in a depression."
"I like to bike. I could beat Lance Armstrong, only because he couldn't pass me if he was behind me."
-Rick MajerusComment
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I left work early today so that i could watch my children as my wife went to get in line with 30 of her friends for a triple feature of all the Twilight movies. I introduce her as "my wife-who is in love with a 17 year old boy" at every function I possibly can. Embarrassing her does not work.Comment
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Gidget called me Jacob once in a bed."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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Did you take this as a compliment or an insult?Originally posted by Surfah View PostKids in general these days seem more socially retarded...
None of them date. They hang out. They text. They sit in the same car or room and don't say a word...they text. Then, they go home and whack off to internet porn.
I think that's the sad truth about why these kids are retards.
--Portland UteComment
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My wife sleeps on an Edward pillowcase, has a lifesize Edward cutout in our dining room and posters in our kitchen, but yours is worse.Originally posted by Surfah View PostComment
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