Tweet
Why isn't there a book entitled "Everyone Pees"?
-
Even if he forgets to put postage on his mail, it gets there.
His personality is so magnetic he is unable to carry credit cards.
The police often question him, just because they find him interesting.
When he was captured by alien beings, they asked him to probe them.
Stay thirsty my friends
sigpic -
I like to clip my fingernails outside and let the clippings fall into the yard. Something about throwing part of myself in the trash seems wrong."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
-
I think Aunt Jemima makes the best grits you can buy off-the-shelf in a grocery store."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
-
I have to go number one right now, but I'm seeing how long I can hold it to test my self-control.Comment
-
Do blonds really have more fun? Should I color my hair a shade of blond and test the theory out? Why are so many women in Utah blond?Comment
-
Time it when you go.....if you can break 90 seconds, you're at least two standard-deviations above the norm.Originally posted by YOhio View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
-
I thought my wife was blonde until we got married.Originally posted by Soccermom View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
-
What is the longest someone has ever has urinated?Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
I hate those mornings when it seems that you will never stop peeing. Just when you think that are done...it starts again, and again, and again.I'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
-
-
I don't know about peeing, but I've had a 10+ second fart.Originally posted by FN Phat View PostIf we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
-
I used to keep a little clock above the toilet to time myself in the mornings...before I had kids. A couple of times I broke 90 seconds, which I assume is far far longer than the typical 40-50 seconds on waking.Originally posted by FN Phat View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
-
Can this thread also be used for random confessions?
I clicked on my profile earlier to see how many posts I have (531, 2 posts per day). I noticed that my current activity was listed as "Viewing Thread Best Lookin JV Javelinist". I didn't want that to show up for the next hour, in case someone looked at my profile, so I purposefully went to the "Christlike Submission" thread just so my profile would make me look more interested in piety than scantily clad track and field athletes.Comment
-
No, I have a stopping problem. Especially after a Low- Carb Monster Energy drink!Originally posted by I.J. Reilly View PostI'm your huckleberry.
"I love pulling the bone. Really though, what guy doesn't?" - CJFComment
-
How can someone have too much money in the bank?"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
-
Do you ever start going, then cut off the flow? That takes tremendous self-control.Originally posted by YOhio View PostGet confident, stupid
-landpokeComment
Comment