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  • #3601
    Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
    The only guy less respectable than a spray deodorant guy is a clear gel deodorant guy. #sjbh
    As a clear gel deodorant guy, this sounds about right.

    I usually get the Gillette package from Costco but my wife picked up some Right Guard at the grocery store for me when I was running low recently. Either the Right Guard is a much stronger scent, or I've just grown accustomed to Gillette. Or maybe both.
    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • #3602
      Clear gel? Seriously? I mean, I guess the 90s are back in other ways, but c'mon fellas. The pits of your Gs must be as yellow as the summer corn.
      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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      • #3603
        I am allergic to deodorant. After a few days, my pits get sore and itchy. I have tried just about every brand under the sun, including the hypoallergenic ones. No luck.

        Fortunately, I rarely get smelly pits.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • #3604
          Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
          Clear gel? Seriously? I mean, I guess the 90s are back in other ways, but c'mon fellas. The pits of your Gs must be as yellow as the summer corn.
          The label says it doesn't stain clothes, so my Gs are probably fine.
          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
          - Goatnapper'96

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          • #3605
            Originally posted by Pelado View Post

            As a clear gel deodorant guy, this sounds about right.

            I usually get the Gillette package from Costco but my wife picked up some Right Guard at the grocery store for me when I was running low recently. Either the Right Guard is a much stronger scent, or I've just grown accustomed to Gillette. Or maybe both.
            Both these brands are offensive.
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #3606
              Recently tried Harry's antiperspirant/deodorant. Like it so far. Give me all the aluminum.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #3607
                Originally posted by falafel View Post
                Both these brands are offensive.
                That may help explain why people don't like to be around me.
                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • #3608
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  I am allergic to deodorant. After a few days, my pits get sore and itchy. I have tried just about every brand under the sun, including the hypoallergenic ones. No luck.

                  Fortunately, I rarely get smelly pits.
                  Are you sure? Maybe you're just nose-blind because you've lived with your stink for so long? Just sayin...

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                  • #3609
                    Originally posted by BigFatMeanie View Post

                    Are you sure? Maybe you're just nose-blind because you've lived with your stink for so long? Just sayin...
                    I happen to live with one of the most smell-conscious people on the planet.
                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • #3610
                      Originally posted by Pelado View Post

                      The label says it doesn't stain clothes, so my Gs are probably fine.
                      Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote tan color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
                      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
                      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
                      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                      • #3611
                        Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post

                        Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote tan color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                        Or, continue not paying much attention to my Gs.
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • #3612
                          Originally posted by Uncle Ted View Post

                          Pro tip: just get you some of those coyote brown color garments that the church sells to the military... they hide the stains.
                          FIFY

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                          • #3613
                            Whoopi Goldberg might be dumber than AOC
                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • #3614
                              Originally posted by Moliere View Post
                              Whoopi Goldberg might be dumber than AOC
                              Who's your "got it" person in the media - the one you trust 100% - and fanboy over?

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                              • #3615
                                Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post

                                Who's your "got it" person in the media - the one you trust 100% - and fanboy over?
                                Ha ha. Good point.
                                Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                                Dig your own grave, and save!

                                "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                                "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                                GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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