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I just found myself doing a Beavis & Butt-head giggle.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn -
Care to feel even more insignificant than you already do?
http://workshop.chromeexperiments.co...er_share=c8699"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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We're almost to the Total Perspective Vortex.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostAwesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.Comment
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I didn't get that reference at first. I've never read the book. Maybe I'll put it on the list.Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Reminds me of the end of "Men in Black.""I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Thought #1 : I just ate the Blizzard of the Month - Chocolate covered pretzels with peanut butter topping. Everything that I dreamed it would be.
Thought #2: I just ate a 9 mile run in the last 10 minutes. Still trying to decide if it was worth it or not.Comment
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I hope thought #3 was: "I just ate a 4-hour sex marathon."Originally posted by bluegoose View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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My son living in Provo is looking for a job. I asked him what would be his dream job, and he said working at Hobble Creek Golf Course mowing grass. Does anybody know anybody that could hook a kid up?Comment
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I can't, but I do know that in the '70s, the guy in charge of cutting the grass at Hobble was named Gene Mower. No idea if he named a kid Lon.Originally posted by clackamascoug View PostComment
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In the 70's I knew a guy named Richard Head. He was very adamant about calling him Rich or Richard.Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View PostComment
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I just realized I have no idea who my home teachers are. Weird.Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!
For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.
Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."
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Come to think of it, neither do I.Originally posted by myboynoah View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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It is midnight I am wide awake and flipping back and forth between a movie starring angelina jolie, ethan hawke and kiefer Sutherland called Taking Lives and a movie starring a young Mickey Rourke (he looks like one if the Baldwin brothers) and a very hot Lisa Bonet called Angel Heart.
Neither movie is very good.
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Mine are very faithful - I don't think they've missed a month in the last 3 yrsOriginally posted by myboynoah View Post
I may be small, but I'm slow.
A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."Comment
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