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  • SoCalCoug
    Ragnar Lodbrok Descendant
    • Nov 2008
    • 5214
    #1471
    Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
    Like a teabag?

    http://www.cougarboard.com/board/mes...ml?id=10386856
    I just found myself doing a Beavis & Butt-head giggle.
    If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.

    "Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.

    "Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville Shinn

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      • Northwestcoug
        Cocked and Loaded
        • May 2011
        • 17922
        #1472
        Care to feel even more insignificant than you already do?

        Error 404 (Not Found)!!1
        http://workshop.chromeexperiments.com/stars/?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews%3Athinking&buffer_share=c8699
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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          • Pheidippides
            Liberal Feminazi
            • Nov 2008
            • 14759
            #1473
            Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
            Care to feel even more insignificant than you already do?

            http://workshop.chromeexperiments.co...er_share=c8699
            We're almost to the Total Perspective Vortex.
            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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              • Northwestcoug
                Cocked and Loaded
                • May 2011
                • 17922
                #1474
                Originally posted by Pheidippides View Post
                We're almost to the Total Perspective Vortex.
                I didn't get that reference at first. I've never read the book. Maybe I'll put it on the list.
                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                - SeattleUte

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21092
                    #1475
                    Reminds me of the end of "Men in Black."
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                      • bluegoose
                        7th round draft pick
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 4109
                        #1476
                        Thought #1 : I just ate the Blizzard of the Month - Chocolate covered pretzels with peanut butter topping. Everything that I dreamed it would be.

                        Thought #2: I just ate a 9 mile run in the last 10 minutes. Still trying to decide if it was worth it or not.

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25231
                            #1477
                            Originally posted by bluegoose View Post
                            Thought #1 : I just ate the Blizzard of the Month - Chocolate covered pretzels with peanut butter topping. Everything that I dreamed it would be.

                            Thought #2: I just ate a 9 mile run in the last 10 minutes. Still trying to decide if it was worth it or not.
                            I hope thought #3 was: "I just ate a 4-hour sex marathon."
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                              • bluegoose
                                7th round draft pick
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 4109
                                #1478
                                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                                I hope thought #3 was: "I just ate a 4-hour sex marathon."
                                Totally worth it.

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                                  • clackamascoug
                                    Banned
                                    • Dec 2009
                                    • 9709
                                    #1479
                                    My son living in Provo is looking for a job. I asked him what would be his dream job, and he said working at Hobble Creek Golf Course mowing grass. Does anybody know anybody that could hook a kid up?

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                                      • PaloAltoCougar
                                        Semper infra dignitatem
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 16917
                                        #1480
                                        Originally posted by clackamascoug View Post
                                        My son living in Provo is looking for a job. I asked him what would be his dream job, and he said working at Hobble Creek Golf Course mowing grass. Does anybody know anybody that could hook a kid up?
                                        I can't, but I do know that in the '70s, the guy in charge of cutting the grass at Hobble was named Gene Mower. No idea if he named a kid Lon.

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                                          • clackamascoug
                                            Banned
                                            • Dec 2009
                                            • 9709
                                            #1481
                                            Originally posted by PaloAltoCougar View Post
                                            I can't, but I do know that in the '70s, the guy in charge of cutting the grass at Hobble was named Gene Mower. No idea if he named a kid Lon.
                                            In the 70's I knew a guy named Richard Head. He was very adamant about calling him Rich or Richard.

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                                              • myboynoah
                                                Senior Member
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 21719
                                                #1482
                                                I just realized I have no idea who my home teachers are. Weird.
                                                Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                                                For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                                                Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                                                  • Pelado
                                                    Bald not naked
                                                    • Sep 2010
                                                    • 21092
                                                    #1483
                                                    Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                                                    I just realized I have no idea who my home teachers are. Weird.
                                                    Come to think of it, neither do I.
                                                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                                                    - Goatnapper'96

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                                                      • cougjunkie
                                                        *Banned*
                                                        • Nov 2008
                                                        • 23223
                                                        #1484
                                                        It is midnight I am wide awake and flipping back and forth between a movie starring angelina jolie, ethan hawke and kiefer Sutherland called Taking Lives and a movie starring a young Mickey Rourke (he looks like one if the Baldwin brothers) and a very hot Lisa Bonet called Angel Heart.

                                                        Neither movie is very good.

                                                        Sent from my SPH-L710 using Tapatalk 2
                                                        *Banned*

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                                                          • happyone
                                                            Board Bookworm
                                                            • Mar 2009
                                                            • 5385
                                                            #1485
                                                            Originally posted by myboynoah View Post
                                                            I just realized I have no idea who my home teachers are. Weird.
                                                            Mine are very faithful - I don't think they've missed a month in the last 3 yrs

                                                            I may be small, but I'm slow.

                                                            A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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