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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69478

    #166
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    I'd really like to read the rest of that Tom and Jerry essay.
    Me too. I feel cheated.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21092

      #167
      This is from November:

      Ben Affleck Jane Fonda Gerald Ford Pulp Fiction 24 Hours of Le Mans (c’mon man) Iowa Michael Avenatti What are answers that James Holzhauer didn’t know on Jeopardy?




      And this from yesterday:



      Last edited by Pelado; 02-15-2020, 05:58 PM.
      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Jeff Lebowski
        Corporate lackey for Jesus
        • Nov 2008
        • 69478

        #168
        Originally posted by Pelado View Post
        This is from November:

        Ben Affleck Jane Fonda Gerald Ford Pulp Fiction 24 Hours of Le Mans (c’mon man) Iowa Michael Avenatti What are answers that James Holzhauer didn’t know on Jeopardy?


        And this from yesterday:

        https://twitter.com/James_Holzhauer/...572784128?s=19
        Oh man. That is hilarious. I love holzhauer.
        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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        • cowboy
          Homer Weems
          • Dec 2008
          • 5740

          #169
          And in one sentence, Harvey's lawyer demonstrates why she couldn't get him off.

          sigpic
          "Outlined against a blue, gray
          October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
          Grantland Rice, 1924

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          • Jeff Lebowski
            Corporate lackey for Jesus
            • Nov 2008
            • 69478

            #170
            Originally posted by cowboy View Post
            And in one sentence, Harvey's lawyer demonstrates why she couldn't get him off.
            Are you kidding? He was acquitted of the more serious charges. Given what she had to work with, she was very successful.
            "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
            "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
            "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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            • Lost Student
              BAND!
              • Nov 2008
              • 4324

              #171
              Originally posted by cowboy View Post
              And in one sentence, Harvey's lawyer demonstrates why she couldn't get him off.
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              Are you kidding? He was acquitted of the more serious charges. Given what she had to work with, she was very successful.
              Umm, cowboy wasn't talking about the legal justice system...
              "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
              "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
              This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
              "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
              "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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              • Jeff Lebowski
                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 69478

                #172
                Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                Umm, cowboy wasn't talking about the legal justice system...
                Heh. Lost student on a roll lately.
                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                • cowboy
                  Homer Weems
                  • Dec 2008
                  • 5740

                  #173
                  Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                  Are you kidding? He was acquitted of the more serious charges. Given what she had to work with, she was very successful.
                  Yes, I was kidding, Clark. Lost Student picked up what I may or may not have implied, but I strictly adhere to the the lessons landpoke taught me about plausible deniability. Also, could a woman representing a guy like him come up with an answer that was any more ill-advised?
                  sigpic
                  "Outlined against a blue, gray
                  October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                  Grantland Rice, 1924

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                  • SeattleUte
                    Faith crisis consultant
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 20837

                    #174
                    My favorite tweet of the year so far:

                    Anti-gay hate crimes recorded by police in 2019: Saudi Arabia: 0 Pakistan: 0 Yemen: 0 Brunei: 0 Somalia: 0 Afghanistan: 0 USA: 1404 And you’re telling me it’s the Islamic states that are homophobic? ??‍♀️
                    When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

                    --Jonathan Swift

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                    • Commando
                      Explosivo
                      • Feb 2009
                      • 20748

                      #175
                      Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                      My favorite tweet of the year so far:

                      https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath/s...024073728?s=21
                      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69478

                        #176
                        Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
                        My favorite tweet of the year so far:

                        https://twitter.com/titaniamcgrath/s...024073728?s=21
                        Titania McGrath/Andrew Doyle is one of the best things on twitter.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Jeff Lebowski
                          Corporate lackey for Jesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 69478

                          #177
                          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21092

                            #178


                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • Walter Sobchak
                              Adventurer
                              • Oct 2009
                              • 3815

                              #179
                              You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                              Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                              Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                              You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69478

                                #180
                                Originally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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