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Wow, wasn't expecting such an immediate effect:
https://kslsports.com/430738/matt-bu...wife-pregnant/"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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When I graduated with my engineering undergraduate I interviewed at a rather large microprocessor company. The manager, a Chinese guy, took a group of us that was interviewing to lunch to his favorite restaurant. He ordered a bowl of chicken feet as an appetizer. He offer us some and I took one to be nice. All I could think about was the sh*t those feet stood around in all day while they were still attached to the rest of the chicken as I pretended to nibble off the chicken skin on the leg. I was the one of two people that accepted the manager’s offer to try a chicken foot. The other kid was Chinese, iirc. I guess the manager liked me (maybe because I passed his chicken feet test) because I received a job offer from the company. I turned it down and went to grad school instead. I guess I couldn’t see myself eating chicken feet with my boss. It turned out to be a good decision. Chinese eat very weird sh*t.Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
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This amounts to $70/hd x 150k head. It ain't chump change. Not a funny tweet, but welcome news considering I have several loads headed to the processing plant next week.
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Tweet of the day
NSFW, but this guy makes it seem pretty easyOriginally posted by Walter Sobchak View Post
Last edited by Donuthole; 03-21-2020, 11:18 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
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IMO, this is the best one around. But I'm a BNL homer, so ymmv.Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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That’s brilliant. I love me some BNL. I posted the My Corona parody because many were clamoring for Weird Al to do it and he said he wouldn’t. Then he tweeted about how “it’s not as easy as it looks” so it seemed fitting to show that there are plenty or people who can do exactly what he does.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View PostIMO, this is the best one around. But I'm a BNL homer, so ymmv.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Looks like that tweet answers the question as to whether the alligator was an accomplice or a weapon...Originally posted by Pelado View Post
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Talking about WWI in the books thread, I saw this tweet today. A briefcase from an English soldier opened up some 90 years after his death.
"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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Thanks for posting that.Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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