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  • Copelius
    Maker of eyeballs
    • Dec 2012
    • 4033

    #46
    Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
    How does he not have one of them neat blue checkmarks?
    How many times do I have to say this? Yes, I am an irrelevant nobody who will never have a blue checkmark. I'm confused why you insist on arguing about something we both agree on, Famous Celebrity Influencer Person https://t.co/MXV2jf3Vf8


    Doesn't want one.
    “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21095

      #47
      Faux Pelini is awesome.



      "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
      - Goatnapper'96

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      • Northwestcoug
        Cocked and Loaded
        • May 2011
        • 17938

        #48
        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
        - SeattleUte

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69502

          #49
          Originally posted by Northwestcoug View Post
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Northwestcoug
            Cocked and Loaded
            • May 2011
            • 17938

            #50
            Case in point!
            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
            - SeattleUte

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            • SCcoug
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 7625

              #51
              Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
              And he's the least most crazy person.

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              • Northwestcoug
                Cocked and Loaded
                • May 2011
                • 17938

                #52
                Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                And he's the least most crazy person.

                That's real?!?
                Hilarious.
                "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                - SeattleUte

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                • Pelado
                  Bald not naked
                  • Sep 2010
                  • 21095

                  #53




                  Check out all his comments, too. Gold.
                  "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                  - Goatnapper'96

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                  • BigPiney
                    Huge Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 12323

                    #54
                    The post you're looking for could not be found or may have been deleted.

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                    • SCcoug
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 7625

                      #55
                      Make sure to go through the whole thread.

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69502

                        #56
                        Originally posted by SCcoug View Post
                        Make sure to go through the whole thread.
                        That is awesome.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • Pelado
                          Bald not naked
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 21095

                          #57
                          I'm guessing the whole thing was an accident, the woman probably found herself between him and a TV camera


                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Pelado
                            Bald not naked
                            • Sep 2010
                            • 21095

                            #58
                            Invention will get drunk on Chardonnay during Thanksgiving Dinner because Necessity keeps asking when she’s going to get married and have kids.


                            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                            - Goatnapper'96

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                            • Northwestcoug
                              Cocked and Loaded
                              • May 2011
                              • 17938

                              #59
                              This is becoming my favorite Onion feature:

                              "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                              "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                              - SeattleUte

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                              • Walter Sobchak
                                Adventurer
                                • Oct 2009
                                • 3815

                                #60
                                You're actually pretty funny when you aren't being a complete a-hole....so basically like 5% of the time. --Art Vandelay
                                Almost everything you post is snarky, smug, condescending, or just downright mean-spirited. --Jeffrey Lebowski

                                Anyone can make war, but only the most courageous can make peace. --President Donald J. Trump
                                You furnish the pictures, and I’ll furnish the war. --William Randolph Hearst

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