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  • Pelado
    Bald not naked
    • Sep 2010
    • 21065

    #61
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    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
    - Goatnapper'96

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    • smokymountainrain
      Impressive Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 22593

      #62
      I'm like LeBron James.
      -mpfunk

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      • USUC
        Chronic Poseur
        • Apr 2010
        • 8775

        #63
        This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

        Got my days wrong and ended up alone in a room with my boss and the President of Ireland while I was on ketamine. https://t.co/gSjPY8WjKL

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        • falafel
          loves to talk on things
          • Mar 2009
          • 37836

          #64
          Originally posted by USUC View Post
          This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

          https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19
          That was magnificent.
          Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

          Dig your own grave, and save!

          "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

          "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

          GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21065

            #65
            Originally posted by USUC View Post
            This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while

            https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19
            I think this was my favorite entry:

            So at this point I'm thinking, wellll, I'm definitely fired but this will one day make a great story on an Nazi-riddled microblogging platform. I make my way to the staff area, wipe my sopping face and check my phone. I had only been in the room for 35 minutes.


            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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            • SCcoug
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 7625

              #66

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              • Pelado
                Bald not naked
                • Sep 2010
                • 21065

                #67
                The strangest thing about Twitter is everyone on Christmas posting such beautiful photos of their nice families which somehow ended up producing the monsters that inhabit Twitter


                "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                - Goatnapper'96

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                • smokymountainrain
                  Impressive Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 22593

                  #68
                  that's pretty funny.
                  I'm like LeBron James.
                  -mpfunk

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                  • Pelado
                    Bald not naked
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 21065

                    #69
                    Merry Christmas For the next 30 minutes I will provide life advice right here on twitter dot com However my responses will be 10 words or less Send me your questions ready go




                    Read all his replies. I think my favorite is the one about New Year's resolutions.

                    Edit: And, for more of his advice-in-ten-words-or-less, check out Faux Pelini's timeline.
                    Last edited by Pelado; 12-26-2018, 10:24 AM.
                    "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                    - Goatnapper'96

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                    • Dwight Schr-ute
                      Members Only
                      • May 2011
                      • 4917

                      #70



                      Sent from my iPhone using Tapatalk
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • creekster
                        It is NOT a monkey!
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 22661

                        #71


                        I thought this was perhaps the best idea I have ever read on twitter. The thread has some pretty good alternatives, too. I lean towards the origami.
                        PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                        • Pelado
                          Bald not naked
                          • Sep 2010
                          • 21065

                          #72
                          My dear son Cannon begins his Mormon mission this week. I love him so much and will miss him terribly. What a wonderful young man he is.


                          "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                          - Goatnapper'96

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                          • Surfah
                            Where's Wallace?
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 33726

                            #73
                            Cannon was drafted by the White Sox last summer.
                            "Nobody listens to Turtle."
                            -Turtle
                            sigpic

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                            • Pelado
                              Bald not naked
                              • Sep 2010
                              • 21065

                              #74
                              Just had n idea. 4 the 13 yr anniversary of @JonnyH13 ‘s senior yr can we get Jonny on the guitar 4 a national anthem at a home game this year? @TomHolmoe @Chadlewis89 I don’t think anyone in college football has had 1 of their hall of fame inductees come back & rock the anthem.


                              "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                              - Goatnapper'96

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69407

                                #75
                                There is a satire account called Titania McGrath that mocks woke politics, sjw, etc.

                                Activist. Healer. Radical intersectionalist poet. Nonwhite. Ecosexual. Pronouns: variable. Selfless and brave. Buy my books.


                                Much like a Phil Hendrie episode, occasionally people assume the account is serious and hilarity ensues.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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