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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I'm like LeBron James.
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This is a little old but this entire Twitter thread is the best thing I've read in a while
https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...473966082?s=19Comment
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That was magnificent.Originally posted by USUC View PostAin't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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I think this was my favorite entry:Originally posted by USUC View Post
https://twitter.com/shockproofbeats/...622451200?s=19
"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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that's pretty funny.I'm like LeBron James.
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https://twitter.com/FauxPelini/statu...670102528?s=19
Read all his replies. I think my favorite is the one about New Year's resolutions.
Edit: And, for more of his advice-in-ten-words-or-less, check out Faux Pelini's timeline.Last edited by Pelado; 12-26-2018, 09:24 AM."I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.Comment
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I thought this was perhaps the best idea I have ever read on twitter. The thread has some pretty good alternatives, too. I lean towards the origami.PLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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Cannon was drafted by the White Sox last summer.Originally posted by Pelado View Post"Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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"I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
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There is a satire account called Titania McGrath that mocks woke politics, sjw, etc.
https://twitter.com/TitaniaMcGrath
Much like a Phil Hendrie episode, occasionally people assume the account is serious and hilarity ensues."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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