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  • old_gregg
    scaly man fish
    • Nov 2009
    • 16915

    #181
    Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
    Facebook friend shared this story of Google Fiber in Provo oppressing the righteous:

    View Other fundraisers on GoFundMe United States, the world’s #1 most trusted fundraising platform.


    Shortly after this profound point, we logically get to the place where he pulled a shotgun on the Google Fiber installers. Following shortly is a request for $10K to fund his legal defense.

    I am sure I can count on all of you to chip in.

    Unfortunately, generosity.com does not have a comment section, or else I could let him know that while I sympathize with his great cause, I am sure he agrees that I should not contribute to his entitlement mentality by paying his legal fees, and instead will allow him to continue to support the free market by paying for his own lawyer.
    lol at utah country
    Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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    • falafel
      loves to talk on things
      • Mar 2009
      • 38034

      #182
      Does he ever get evidence of the easement?!
      Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

      Dig your own grave, and save!

      "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

      "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Copelius
        Maker of eyeballs
        • Dec 2012
        • 4088

        #183
        Originally posted by falafel View Post
        Does he ever get evidence of the easement?!
        He got it with the title report when he bought his house. That's all the notice he's ever gonna get. I'd plead him to a brandishing charge (misdo ) and require a forfeiture of the wrapping if I were the prosecutor.
        “Every player dreams of being a Yankee, and if they don’t it’s because they never got the chance.” Aroldis Chapman

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        • jay santos
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 13652

          #184
          Awesome story. Great combination of stupidity and douchery in one person.

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          • Katy Lied
            Senior Member
            • Dec 2008
            • 9435

            #185
            Originally posted by Copelius View Post
            He got it with the title report when he bought his house. That's all the notice he's ever gonna get. I'd plead him to a brandishing charge (misdo ) and require a forfeiture of the wrapping if I were the prosecutor.
            I have the same situation, and the easement shows on my title report.

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            • MartyFunkhouser
              Disciple of RNGesus
              • Nov 2008
              • 18777

              #186
              I'm 10 minutes into the audio. It is well worth listening to. He just compared his asking for proof of the easement to providing a license to a police officer if you are pulled over. He also indicated that he does not agree with the requirement that he is to provide a license or proof of his identity to the police if he is pulled over.
              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
              --Kendrick Lamar

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              • MartyFunkhouser
                Disciple of RNGesus
                • Nov 2008
                • 18777

                #187
                His biggest regret in the whole thing was using a bad word.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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                • MartyFunkhouser
                  Disciple of RNGesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 18777

                  #188
                  Eos Mobile is the cell phone service for conservatives.
                  As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                  --Kendrick Lamar

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #189
                    I saw funk replying and I was wondering if Provo's announcement was naming Jimmer best college basketball player in state history.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • MartyFunkhouser
                      Disciple of RNGesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 18777

                      #190
                      I'm not sure who is more entertaining the 2 hosts or the guest. I am sure that all 3 are BYU fans.
                      As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                      --Kendrick Lamar

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                      • MartyFunkhouser
                        Disciple of RNGesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 18777

                        #191
                        Host not sure if it is Enoch or the other guy "the police should be protecting your right to protect your private property, not Google's right to have corporate dominance irrespective of your rights."
                        As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                        --Kendrick Lamar

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                        • MartyFunkhouser
                          Disciple of RNGesus
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 18777

                          #192
                          When the police were coming, the missionaries walked by and he asked the Elders to stay as personal witnesses.
                          As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                          --Kendrick Lamar

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25303

                            #193
                            This is precisely the type of person I deal with on pretty much every case I have in Utah.
                            Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                            There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                            • MartyFunkhouser
                              Disciple of RNGesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 18777

                              #194
                              A caller: Google is the CIA. The United States is changing places with Russia that is why he doesn't use the even google search engine and uses a Russian search engine. We are doing everything that Russia used to do.

                              A caller: in West Jordan Utah you only have to ask someone to leave your property once and then you can use deadly force against them.
                              As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                              --Kendrick Lamar

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                              • cougjunkie
                                *Banned*
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 23223

                                #195
                                Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                                A caller: Google is the CIA. The United States is changing places with Russia that is why he doesn't use the even google search engine and uses a Russian search engine.

                                A caller: in West Jordan Utah you only have to ask someone to leave your property once and then you can use deadly force against them.
                                For a guy who doesn't a lot of time on his hands, you sure have a lot of time on your hands. You are actually listening to this entire thing and giving a play by play? On top of your sports obsession, video games, numerous tv shows. But unlike the people on this board, you are soooooo busy.
                                *Banned*

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