Originally posted by byu71
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From watching several friends go through it second marriages seem to be full of turmoil. Kid problems, money problems, first wife problems, finding out the second wife isn't any nicer then the first one and then having two difficult women to deal with. I'm pretty sure I would travel the same road 71 has and stay single for a long long time. My kids are about out of the house so I wouldn't need a mother for them. My summers would be full with golf and biking and in the winter I would be more then happy to help the new divorces try out their new bodies they have developed after joining the gym and losing some weight to show their ex what they are missing out on. -
Is that an australian kiss? Like a french one only down under?Originally posted by Shaka View Post"Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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If it is South of France, I would suppose it is a Spanish kiss. It could also be an Algerian or Tunisian kiss, I guess.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostFitter. Happier. More Productive.
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Maybe it's the type of kissing that marsupial talks about when she says, "It's because we all know what their kissing leads to and cunnilingus is awesome..."Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostComment
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I'm fairly certain I read once or watched an A&E Love Chronicles that said that the term French kiss arose out of Doughboys getting fellated by French prostitutes in WWI, something that apparently was taboo back home, even for money."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I think this thread is headed for The Bedroom."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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I did find myself single again, and I did end up getting married again very quickly.
However, I wasn't looking to get married quickly just for the sake of doing it. It was more a matter of circumstances.If we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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This sort of backfired on me. My nanny was a hot single mom in our ward, and I ended up marrying her.Originally posted by CardiacCoug View PostIf we disagree on something, it's because you're wrong.
"Somebody needs to kill my trial attorney." — Last words of George Harris, executed in Missouri on Sept. 13, 2000.
"Nothing is too good to be true, nothing is too good to last, nothing is too wonderful to happen." - Florence Scoville ShinnComment
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You're watching "The Cougar" too, I see. Thanks to TripleD for the recommendation. High comedy.Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View PostPrepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach FinstockComment
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Gidget will never give up on me. So the day she does, I have turned into something I hate. I'll probably wallow in that for a few years. Then make things right."Nobody listens to Turtle."-TurtlesigpicComment
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You got lucky with all the ones you dated? You are my idol.Originally posted by byu71 View Post
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We may have a different definition of what getting lucky is.Originally posted by Shaka View PostYou got lucky with all the ones you dated? You are my idol.
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Ah ha! Up springs the ever constant advocate of The Bedroom.Originally posted by wuapinmon View PostComment
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The only foreseeable chance that I would be in the situation of having to look for a second wife is if my wife tragically died. Yeah, I know we all say this.
With that said, there's an uberhot receptionist at the frontdesk who's in college right now who loves my one-year-old. She'd be a prime candidate should something tragically happen to my wife. She's over ten years younger than I am.Part of it is based on academic grounds. Among major conferences, the Pac-10 is the best academically, largely because of Stanford, Cal and UCLA. “Colorado is on a par with Oregon,” he said. “Utah isn’t even in the picture.”Comment
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Dunno.Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
I've never been a fan of the dating scene, so I tend to believe that I'd just raise my kids and go on with life."Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill
"I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear LeaderComment
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