Could be worse; I'm probably the only person in the country who failed my driver test once because I hit the car next to me pulling out of the parking lot to start the test, and the second time because I ran a red light during the test.
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I failed for running a red light, too. I was in the intersection when the light turned yellow, but it went red immediately, and the instructor's rule was that if he saw it turn red, you ran it.Originally posted by SoCalCoug View PostCould be worse; I'm probably the only person in the country who failed my driver test once because I hit the car next to me pulling out of the parking lot to start the test, and the second time because I ran a red light during the test.Not that, sickos.
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Apparently the GMAT is an easier test than I thought. Sounds like MENSA has lowered their standards.Originally posted by jay santos View PostBefore I get any more crap, my ACT score was 32, GMAT score 99 percentile, and when I do IQ practice tests, it's MENSA level (granted they are practice and not legit). And sure, that might be a humble brag. I am good at taking tests. And I know how to drive. I'm pissed."To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
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Don't feel bad. Based on my observations, a lot of Utah County drivers probably fail the test multiple times."In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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I'm sure Jay is a very good driver and taker of standardized tests, but this is hilarious. Like a Seinfeld episode come to life. Wait till Kramer, Jerry, and Elaine hear about this."Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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The ability to pass the written test isn't really reflective of one's ability to actually drive a car so you could be right on that one.
But how can jay santos be a good standardized test taker if he has failed the DMV test multiple times, and being careful at that? Is there a more basic standardized test in the country than the DMV test? Is there another test that is more frequently taken than it?Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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The fact that 16 year olds pass this test all the time, makes this even more funny. Does Jay need a tutor? Maybe those high school kids are just more likely to pass because they take so many tests. Some MENSA needs to figure this out for us.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
But how can jay santos be a good standardized test taker if he has failed the DMV test multiple times, and being careful at that? Is there a more basic standardized test in the country than the DMV test? Is there another test that is more frequently taken than it?"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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My grandmother has passed that test, also. Maybe she was extra careful when answering multiple choice brain teasers such as, "how fast should you drive in a construction zone?" or "when all four cars arrive at an intersection, which car has the right of way?"Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostThe fact that 16 year olds pass this test all the time, makes this even more funny. Does Jay need a tutor? Maybe those high school kids are just more likely to pass because they take so many tests. Some MENSA needs to figure this out for us.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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There was nothing on there about what is the next number in a sequence.Originally posted by San Juan Sun View PostThe fact that 16 year olds pass this test all the time, makes this even more funny. Does Jay need a tutor? Maybe those high school kids are just more likely to pass because they take so many tests. Some MENSA needs to figure this out for us.
It was all this bullshit about driving laws.
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Jay is too smart for the DMV test. He's over thinking it.Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostThe ability to pass the written test isn't really reflective of one's ability to actually drive a car so you could be right on that one.
But how can jay santos be a good standardized test taker if he has failed the DMV test multiple times, and being careful at that? Is there a more basic standardized test in the country than the DMV test? Is there another test that is more frequently taken than it?
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Does Kaplan offer a DMV test prep course?"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
"And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
"Can't . . . let . . . foolish statements . . . by . . . BYU fans . . . go . . . unanswered . . . ." - LA Ute
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Jay santos, you may want to consider checking out this short video. It is aimed at people like you that struggle to pass the DMV test. She has a series of videos with special tips and tricks, but I think this one is the most applicable.
You may have already seen this video, though, because I think she references you towards the end.
[YOUTUBE]Mbt55XC7gNI[/YOUTUBE]Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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If Wyclef Jean were a DMV lady, this would be her. "Get the Knowedge."Originally posted by TripletDaddy View PostJay santos, you may want to consider checking out this short video. It is aimed at people like you that struggle to pass the DMV test. She has a series of videos with special tips and tricks, but I think this one is the most applicable.
You may have already seen this video, though, because I think she references you towards the end.
[YOUTUBE]Mbt55XC7gNI[/YOUTUBE]"Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."
- Ty Cobb
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When I have to take a DMV test - such as when I moved to California and had to take both the car and motorcycle written tests - I sat down and read the driver's handbook right before the test. After all, who memorizes how far you can park from a railroad crossing, how far behind an emergency vehicle with lights on you must drive, and the BAC numbers?
I've found it fairly easy to pass those tests after spending half an hour studying the booklet that the questions are based on.
However, back in high school when I went in for my motorcycle learner's permit, I hadn't studied anything at all and got 100% on that one. I think it was more common sense back then. I would have to brush up to pass the current written test.
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