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  • jay santos
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 13652

    #1

    Flunking the driver's license test

    I let my driver's license expire past six months, and apparently if you do that you have to pass the written test again.

    Attempt 1: 17/25. 20/25 required. fail.
    Attempt 2: 17/25 fail.

    Various comments:

    How much space should you give a cyclist when passing them? Answer: 3 ft. That's absurd. Seriously, you're going to get three feet behind a bike in a car before passing them?

    On one question, you have to fill in the blank to guess what a sign would say. I narrowed it down to two and guessed, assuming UDOT would use proper grammar in their signage. Bad assumption.

    Why do I have to memorize what types re: physical and mental maladies have to be answered when I fill out a driver's license application? Can't I just fill out the form, and assume whatever info they need they'll ask me?

    Question: When should you stop at a crosswalk? a) when someone's anywhere in the crosswalk b) when someone is in your half of the crosswalk c) when someone is standing waiting to cross the street d) all of the above.
    I answered d, correct answer b. Very interesting.
  • Donuthole
    Official Outgayer
    • Nov 2008
    • 25249

    #2
    Originally posted by jay santos View Post
    Various comments:

    How much space should you give a cyclist when passing them? Answer: 3 ft. That's absurd. Seriously, you're going to get three feet behind a bike in a car before passing them?
    Is it not referring to how much space on the side of biker when you pass them?
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    • Pelado
      Bald not naked
      • Sep 2010
      • 21124

      #3
      Originally posted by jay santos View Post
      I let my driver's license expire past six months, and apparently if you do that you have to pass the written test again.

      Attempt 1: 17/25. 20/25 required. fail.
      Attempt 2: 17/25 fail.
      How embarrassing.
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      • TalkyTina
        Killer doll
        • May 2012
        • 202

        #4
        I let mine lapse for 5 months and 30 days this year. I literally went in the day before I would have had to take the test again. I didn't even realize that. The lady said if I had come in the next day that I would have had to take the test.

        Do they assume that just because you don't have a valid license you aren't still driving every day and you therefore must forget the rules of the road?

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        • jay santos
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 13652

          #5
          Originally posted by Pelado View Post
          How embarrassing.
          They do ask you different questions each test, but yeah I guess. Karma, too, I guess. As I've been ripping my teenagers that have needed multiple trips to the DMV to pass the test.

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          • TalkyTina
            Killer doll
            • May 2012
            • 202

            #6
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Is it not referring to how much space on the side of biker when you pass them?
            Yes, the 3 foot law is to the side of the cyclist. I'm not sure about the distance for following behind.

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            • jay santos
              Senior Member
              • Nov 2008
              • 13652

              #7
              Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
              Is it not referring to how much space on the side of biker when you pass them?
              Hmm, probably so.

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              • jay santos
                Senior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 13652

                #8
                Before I get any more crap, my ACT score was 32, GMAT score 99 percentile, and when I do IQ practice tests, it's MENSA level (granted they are practice and not legit). And sure, that might be a humble brag. I am good at taking tests. And I know how to drive. I'm pissed.

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                • TripletDaddy
                  sweet triple
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 58186

                  #9
                  Obviously you are not that good at taking tests if you just failed the DMV license renewal test....a test that the elderly, the legally blind, teenagers, and non-English speaking illegal aliens have all passed.

                  This is something that you will look back at and laugh upon. I will skip right to the laughing part.
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                  • New Mexican Disaster
                    Suomalainen
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 4549

                    #10
                    I failed the written test 5 times when I took it in high school. I know, I know, humblebrag.

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                    • TalkyTina
                      Killer doll
                      • May 2012
                      • 202

                      #11
                      Originally posted by jay santos View Post
                      Before I get any more crap, my ACT score was 32, GMAT score 99 percentile, and when I do IQ practice tests, it's MENSA level (granted they are practice and not legit). And sure, that might be a humble brag. I am good at taking tests. And I know how to drive. I'm pissed.
                      Maybe being overly-confident didn't work in your favor?

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                      • jay santos
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 13652

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
                        Maybe being overly-confident didn't work in your favor?
                        Maybe the first time. The second time I was very careful. I didn't want to have to come back.

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                        • falafel
                          loves to talk on things
                          • Mar 2009
                          • 37928

                          #13
                          Originally posted by jay santos View Post
                          Maybe the first time. The second time I was very careful. I didn't want to have to come back.
                          Are they the same questions each time?
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                          • jay santos
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 13652

                            #14
                            Originally posted by falafel View Post
                            Are they the same questions each time?
                            No. Random questions from a pool, I guess. They even let you see what you missed and get the correct answer. Didn't help, apparently.

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                            • TalkyTina
                              Killer doll
                              • May 2012
                              • 202

                              #15
                              How many times can you fail it before you are sentenced to a life of abhorrent public transportation?

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