Originally posted by Tim
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Seriously, has there been a worse press junket, ever? I bet the producers were STOKED that he had all this free media to promote the movie and he spends it all talking about post-partum depression.
"Hey, Tom, you might want to promote the film a little, you know? We kinda paid you a lot of money to be in it."
"OK, but I really wanted to talk about Brooke Shields instead. How about if I split the time between War of the Worlds and Brooke Shields?"
"No, we really would rather you talk mostly about War of the Worlds."
"OK. How about if I talk about War of the Worlds, but in the context of my Scientology beliefs and post-partum depression as a facade for drug addiction?"
"That *could* work, but for now, why not just talk about War of the Worlds? Look, we will make it really easy for you. We will even send you off with a few clips from the movie. All you really have to do is show up and tell people to go see War of the Worlds. Do you understand, Tom? WAR OF THE WORLDS."
"OK, I think I understand. You want me to talk about Ritalin and psychiatry, right?"
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