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  • LiveCoug
    LA Ute loves me
    • Nov 2008
    • 18489

    #31

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    • Uncle Ted
      The Big 12 money shot.
      • Apr 2010
      • 28853

      #32
      Google's self-driving bike:

      "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
      "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
      "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
      GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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      • Uncle Ted
        The Big 12 money shot.
        • Apr 2010
        • 28853

        #33
        The Mark Zuckerberg collection: http://markforhm.com
        "If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
        "I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
        "Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • grapevine
          Senior Member
          • Apr 2009
          • 1992

          #34
          I posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.

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          • clackamascoug
            Banned
            • Dec 2009
            • 9709

            #35
            Originally posted by grapevine View Post
            I posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.
            You sold it hard yesterday in multiple places. Good try. You had me guessing Oakley.

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            • Dwight Schr-ute
              Members Only
              • May 2011
              • 4917

              #36
              Originally posted by grapevine View Post
              I posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.
              It's fortunate that the day is so close to General Conference so that if you do manage to trick someone, they'd only go a day or two spreading false information before Pres. Monson straightened everyone out from the pulpit.
              I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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              • Art Vandelay
                Striving for mediocrity
                • Jul 2009
                • 10516

                #37
                Perhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.

                *Now get off my lawn!

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                • BigPiney
                  Huge Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 12384

                  #38
                  Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                  Perhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.

                  *Now get off my lawn!
                  Welcome back stranger.

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                  • Art Vandelay
                    Striving for mediocrity
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 10516

                    #39
                    Originally posted by BigPiney View Post
                    Welcome back stranger.
                    Since the disappointment that is BYU football and basketball are over. I can come on here without triggering my PTSD. Plus, I needed to see what Niku says will be this years November April surprise.

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                    • Bo Diddley
                      Senior
                      • Jul 2012
                      • 18826

                      #40
                      Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                      Since the disappointment that is BYU football and basketball are over. I can come on here without triggering my PTSD. Plus, I needed to see what Niku says will be this years November April surprise.

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                      • Pelado
                        Bald not naked
                        • Sep 2010
                        • 21170

                        #41
                        When our 9-year-old was about to head out the door for school, my wife, alarmed, pointed to the floor behind our daughter, jumped back, while warning her "Spider!"
                        "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
                        - Goatnapper'96

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                        • All-American
                          Right, as Usual
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 15682

                          #42
                          A friend on facebook posted that The Last Jedi was a great movie. Took me a while for my blood pressure to drop.

                          I bit the post on CB that BYU was switching back to royal blue full-time.
                          τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν

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                          • Eddie
                            Senior Member
                            • Apr 2009
                            • 8098

                            #43
                            Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
                            Perhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.

                            *Now get off my lawn!
                            I have to add the caveat to your underlined statement that if your kids are still under the age of 14, you can certainly help them prank someone over the age of 14.

                            My favorite April Fools was several years ago when my oldest two were still pretty young. April 1 was on a Sunday - so it was conference. My kids got up early, and we decided to prank their mom by moving all the clocks forward an hour. When she woke up at 8:30, she thought it was 9:30 and was in a hurry to get breakfast done before conference started. She couldn't figure out why the kids were so giggly or why I wouldn't help her hurry and get breakfast ready. The kids really got a kick out of pranking their mom, and we all had a good laugh when they finally told her the joke.

                            It was fun. Even an ornery old man would've enjoyed the smiles on those kids faces.

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                            • Commando
                              Explosivo
                              • Feb 2009
                              • 20748

                              #44
                              Originally posted by All-American View Post
                              A friend on facebook posted that The Last Jedi was a great movie. Took me a while for my blood pressure to drop.

                              I bit the post on CB that BYU was switching back to royal blue full-time.
                              lol you're one of those, eh? It was a fantastic movie for the record...
                              "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • Jeff Lebowski
                                Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 69760

                                #45
                                Social media is unbearable today. 99% of the jokes aren't funny at all.
                                "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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