April Fools Roll Call
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"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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The Mark Zuckerberg collection: http://markforhm.com"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.
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You sold it hard yesterday in multiple places. Good try. You had me guessing Oakley.Originally posted by grapevine View PostI posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.
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It's fortunate that the day is so close to General Conference so that if you do manage to trick someone, they'd only go a day or two spreading false information before Pres. Monson straightened everyone out from the pulpit.Originally posted by grapevine View PostI posted on Facebook that a member of Presidimg Bishopric, executive director of Temple Department and Apostle was in town as they were going to put a new temple in a very rural Idaho town. I think most people realized what day it is so figured it out. Plus the reality of a temple in some rural Idaho towns.I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.
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Perhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.
*Now get off my lawn!
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Welcome back stranger.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostPerhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.
*Now get off my lawn!
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When our 9-year-old was about to head out the door for school, my wife, alarmed, pointed to the floor behind our daughter, jumped back, while warning her "Spider!""I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
- Goatnapper'96
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A friend on facebook posted that The Last Jedi was a great movie. Took me a while for my blood pressure to drop.
I bit the post on CB that BYU was switching back to royal blue full-time.τὸν ἥλιον ἀνατέλλοντα πλείονες ἢ δυόμενον προσκυνοῦσιν
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I have to add the caveat to your underlined statement that if your kids are still under the age of 14, you can certainly help them prank someone over the age of 14.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View PostPerhaps I'm just a grumpy old man- I am! Most April Fools jokes are stupid. I'm not sure there has been a good one since SI ran a story about Sid Finch. If you are trying to prank someone over the age of 14, just stop. It's a tired played out tradition.
*Now get off my lawn!
My favorite April Fools was several years ago when my oldest two were still pretty young. April 1 was on a Sunday - so it was conference. My kids got up early, and we decided to prank their mom by moving all the clocks forward an hour. When she woke up at 8:30, she thought it was 9:30 and was in a hurry to get breakfast done before conference started. She couldn't figure out why the kids were so giggly or why I wouldn't help her hurry and get breakfast ready. The kids really got a kick out of pranking their mom, and we all had a good laugh when they finally told her the joke.
It was fun. Even an ornery old man would've enjoyed the smiles on those kids faces.
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lol you're one of those, eh? It was a fantastic movie for the record...Originally posted by All-American View PostA friend on facebook posted that The Last Jedi was a great movie. Took me a while for my blood pressure to drop.
I bit the post on CB that BYU was switching back to royal blue full-time."I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Social media is unbearable today. 99% of the jokes aren't funny at all."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
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