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  • Jeff Lebowski
    Corporate lackey for Jesus
    • Nov 2008
    • 69584

    #1

    April Fools Roll Call

    OK, what did everyone endure/dish out today?

    A partial list from the Lebowski home:

    Tin foil wrapped around the shower head (sprays all over bathroom when turned on)
    Cotton balls stuffed inside tortellini
    Cake loaded with massive quantities of salt
    Baking soda-filled pancakes
    <something> inserted in toothpaste tube

    Never a dull moment.
    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster
  • TripletDaddy
    sweet triple
    • Nov 2008
    • 58186

    #2
    One of the first things my wife and I discussed after we got married was my stance on pranks, getting tickled, and other general tomfoolery.

    Long story short, there were no pranks or jokes in my home today.
    Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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    • SeattleUte
      Faith crisis consultant
      • Nov 2008
      • 20837

      #3
      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
      One of the first things my wife and I discussed after we got married was my stance on pranks, getting tickled, and other general tomfoolery.

      Long story short, there were no pranks or jokes in my home today.
      I bet your wife thought you were really funny when you dated but no longer. Just a hunch.
      When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

      --Jonathan Swift

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      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
        Time to camp
        • Nov 2008
        • 26082

        #4
        This was a very disappointing AFD for me. I usually am able to get over really well on one of my siblings or my mother. However being out of town working today left me not much time to come up with anything good.
        Get confident, stupid
        -landpoke

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        • TripletDaddy
          sweet triple
          • Nov 2008
          • 58186

          #5
          Originally posted by SeattleUte View Post
          I bet your wife thought you were really funny when you dated but no longer. Just a hunch.
          We rarely talk anymore, so not sure what her stance is. I would guess you were right, though.

          I was thinking that it would be cool to do an "I Love Lucy" setup in our bedroom. Just one day she comes home and there are two separate twin beds in our room with nightstands separating them. Also, we would never see our toilet on camera.
          Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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          • HuskyFreeNorthwest
            Time to camp
            • Nov 2008
            • 26082

            #6
            This one seemed like it would have been fun to spread the word for in the South.
            Get confident, stupid
            -landpoke

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            • wuapinmon
              Soul Plumber
              • Dec 2008
              • 30711

              #7
              I fell for the helicopter hotel thing the other day......I made a comment that the Mile High club would become too pedestrian if anyone could do it without the fear of getting caught, of recklessness and water.
              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #8
                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                I fell for the helicopter hotel thing the other day......I made a comment that the Mile High club would become too pedestrian if anyone could do it without the fear of getting caught, of recklessness and water.
                I have no idea what the helicopter joke is, but I caught your REM reference immediately. The phrase "the fear of getting caught" always invokes the sounds of Nightswimming. It's Automatic!
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #9
                  I got my students. I gave back their exams today and they all got an F marked in red ink on the front of the exam. On the back page I wrote their true grade and "April Fools!" I did my best to feign disappointment while they looked through it. It took about five minutes before one of them looked at me in disbelief.

                  None of the students really failed the exam, most did well. All had a good laugh.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • wuapinmon
                    Soul Plumber
                    • Dec 2008
                    • 30711

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                    I got my students. I gave back their exams today and they all got an F marked in red ink on the front of the exam. On the back page I wrote their true grade and "April Fools!" I did my best to feign disappointment while they looked through it. It took about five minutes before one of them looked at me in disbelief.

                    None of the students really failed the exam, most did well. All had a good laugh.
                    Very cool


                    Hey, since you speak Italian....Would Kara DioGuardi's last name mean "God Forbid" in Italian? Dios Guarde is how that would be said in Spanish, and if that's what her last name means, I find it somehow fitting.
                    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                      I have no idea what the helicopter joke is, but I caught your REM reference immediately. The phrase "the fear of getting caught" always invokes the sounds of Nightswimming. It's Automatic!
                      Me too....that song is the only thing that makes me nostalgic for high school. It came out after I graduated, and I don't recall ever skinny-dipping, but it makes me long for a time of simplicity. I don't miss high school really ever, but that song does give me a twinge of nostalgia.

                      Go ahead, Commando, call me a pussy.

                      helicopter hotel:
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • TripletDaddy
                        sweet triple
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 58186

                        #12
                        Wow, when I was graduating high school, Document was their main album (I don't count Eponymous) and Green was on its way to release.

                        Automatic for the People was post-mission for me.
                        Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                        • pellegrino
                          miserere me
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 12100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          Hey, since you speak Italian....Would Kara DioGuardi's last name mean "God Forbid" in Italian?
                          Guardare: To watch, observe, look at or to guard or, in some cases protect.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • wuapinmon
                            Soul Plumber
                            • Dec 2008
                            • 30711

                            #14
                            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
                            Wow, when I was graduating high school, Document was their main album (I don't count Eponymous) and Green was on its way to release.

                            Automatic for the People was post-mission for me.
                            Monster was 2nd half of the mission for me.

                            What's your favorite song?

                            I struggle between
                            "Leave"
                            "Try Not to Breathe"
                            "Nightswimming"
                            "Radio Free Europe"
                            and
                            "Imitation of Life"
                            "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                            The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #15
                              Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                              Guardare: To watch, observe, look at or to guard or, in some cases protect.
                              but not "prevent" "prohibit" or "Forbid?"

                              Man, I liked my translation
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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