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  • pellegrino
    miserere me
    • Jan 2009
    • 12100

    #1

    What to say on a Birthday Cake?

    My wife is turning 30 in a week. We're throwing her a surprise party, and I've ordered a cake. I'm trying to decide what to put on the cake beyond the obvious Happy Birthday bla bla bla.

    Any sensible suggestions?
    Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
    God forgives many things for an act of mercy
    Alessandro Manzoni

    Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

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  • cougjunkie
    *Banned*
    • Nov 2008
    • 23223

    #2
    Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
    My wife is turning 30 in a week. We're throwing her a surprise party, and I've ordered a cake. I'm trying to decide what to put on the cake beyond the obvious Happy Birthday bla bla bla.

    Any sensible suggestions?
    For my dads 50th, we put "Congrats on your parole!"
    *Banned*

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    • Mormon Red Death
      BYU Delenda Est
      • Nov 2008
      • 8077

      #3
      Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
      My wife is turning 30 in a week. We're throwing her a surprise party, and I've ordered a cake. I'm trying to decide what to put on the cake beyond the obvious Happy Birthday bla bla bla.

      Any sensible suggestions?
      Here is mine:

      Happy Birthday
      Let's celebrate naked
      "Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum

      "And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam Carolla

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      • Fiyero
        Banned
        • Nov 2008
        • 5266

        #4


        See lots of cake wrecks here

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        • il Padrino Ute
          Junior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 19161

          #5
          Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
          My wife is turning 30 in a week. We're throwing her a surprise party, and I've ordered a cake. I'm trying to decide what to put on the cake beyond the obvious Happy Birthday bla bla bla.

          Any sensible suggestions?
          Facciamo un figlio insieme.
          "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


          "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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          • RC Vikings
            Known Heterosexual
            • Nov 2008
            • 8789

            #6
            "Thirty is the New Eighteen"

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            • pellegrino
              miserere me
              • Jan 2009
              • 12100

              #7
              Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
              Facciamo un figlio insieme.
              I have thought about putting something in Italian on it, but then when all of our friends from church (some of them prudes) want to know what it means she or I will have to translate it, and regardless what it is that's a pain.
              Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
              God forgives many things for an act of mercy
              Alessandro Manzoni

              Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

              pelagius

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              • TripletDaddy
                sweet triple
                • Nov 2008
                • 58186

                #8
                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                • pellegrino
                  miserere me
                  • Jan 2009
                  • 12100

                  #9
                  Originally posted by RC Vikings View Post
                  "Thirty is the New Eighteen"
                  That's a good one.
                  Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                  God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                  Alessandro Manzoni

                  Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                  pelagius

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    If you come up with a good idea pass it along. My wife turns 30 in 3 weeks.
                    Get confident, stupid
                    -landpoke

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                    • tooblue
                      Senior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 5139

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
                      Here is mine:

                      Happy Birthday
                      Let's celebrate naked
                      How about:

                      Candy's dandy but sex won't rot your teeth!

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                      • Babs
                        Not a Lawyer
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 17128

                        #12
                        Originally posted by pellegrino View Post
                        That's a good one.
                        You don't want anything that sounds like, "Don't worry, you're not that old."

                        Can you go without writing? If you don't want to go with the prosaic, that's probably your best bet. You could find another way to personalize it.

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                        • pellegrino
                          miserere me
                          • Jan 2009
                          • 12100

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Babs View Post
                          You don't want anything that sounds like, "Don't worry, you're not that old."

                          Can you go without writing? If you don't want to go with the prosaic, that's probably your best bet. You could find another way to personalize it.
                          I was hoping one of you ladies would chime in. Thanks for the advice.
                          Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                          God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                          Alessandro Manzoni

                          Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                          pelagius

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                          • YOhio
                            Hipster Mode
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 26165

                            #14
                            Get her a themed cake, like My Little Pony or Strawberry Shortcake.

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                            • wuapinmon
                              Soul Plumber
                              • Dec 2008
                              • 30711

                              #15
                              Originally posted by YOhio View Post
                              Get her a themed cake, like My Little Pony or Strawberry Shortcake.
                              Dude, this is clearly a job for Caillou.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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