X-mas 2011

[hostile]

Topper is not smart enough to know what you mean. This is a surly bunch of posters, nastier than a frenzy bunch of hornets.

If you think the surly ones are bad wait 'till the other 6 show up.

[Topper]

My surliness results in part from the frustrating uncertainty of whether you've abandoned the definite article with your self-references. Is it "Topper", "the Topper", "des Topper", "Alan Smithee", etc.? I acknowledge a foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds, but still, ease my pain.

Topper is not a consistent humanoid.

Topper tried to use the Topper, but was corrected here to drop the definite article, but then the Topper has received nasty criticism for not using the definite article.

As Sir Palo Alto is a distinguished wealthy man, what does Sir Palo Alto recommend the lowly Topper do. Topper takes free advice and sticks where he likes.

[PaloAltoCougar]

Topper is not a consistent humanoid.

Topper tried to use the Topper, but was corrected here to drop the definite article, but then the Topper has received nasty criticism for not using the definite article.

As Sir Palo Alto is a distinguished wealthy man, what does Sir Palo Alto recommend the lowly Topper do. Topper takes free advice and sticks where he likes.

Eschew surplusage. Use "I".

[Topper]

Eschew surplusage. Use "I".

Lowly Topper not worthy to use the noble "I". Topper is lowly man. Oh noble one, how thou cutteth to the quick.

[Topper]

Come on, guys. Stop the fighting, please.

Topper thinks it resembles a Trojan.

Are the Trojans next to have a Paterno explosion?

[wuapinmon]

First, Topper did not review the posts above. So Topper apologizes.

Second, Topper is a dumb person without the education of the esteemed persons posting here. There are college professors and high-minded or low-minded lawyers and physicians.

Topper is but a dumb itinerant salesman, so Topper's voice in first person is unworthy of such lofty people.

Topper apologizes for offending his lofty highness, Sir Palo Alto Cougar. Topper could not afford to visit such a place.

Topper's full of shit. You used a comma in the right place while addressing PAC; half the jokers here with college degrees from the U and the Y can't get that simple rule down.

[Art Vandelay]

Topper's full of shit. You used a comma in the right place while addressing PAC; half the jokers here with college degrees from the U and the Y can't get that simple rule down.

Shut the heck up. I thought we had an agreement, I don't bring up the boils and you'll lay off my barely functional literacy. Jamaican jerkface.

[Topper]

Shut the heck up. I thought we had an agreement, I don't bring up the boils and you'll lay off my barely functional literacy. Jamaican jerkface.

Topper is too dumb and illiterate to know if Topper is being ridiculed. Perhaps Mr. Vandelay could be of assistance.

[USUC]

The best part of X-mas 2011 is no hipster Hyundai commercials from X-mas 2010.

[Shaka]

Being a single loser Christmas is tough unless I focus on charitable acts. If I'm helping someone out then suddenly the holiday makes sense and my attitude improves.

Today I had a strange experience. I came out of Home Depot and a white car pulled up to me. I knew the guy was going to hit me up for money. He proceeded to do so and his pitch revolved around buying formula for his kid that was strapped into the back seat. The kid looked about three years too old to need formula. They guy also didn't look like he was hurting too much considering the size of the diamond stud in his ear and his late model Nissan. My brain tells me the guy wanted money for something other than food for his kid. I didn't have any cash and told him so. He gave me a dirty look and took off.

Can someone tell me, considering what I've written above, I feel guilty for not floating the guy a few bucks?

[il Padrino Ute]

Topper's full of shit. You used a comma in the right place while addressing PAC; half the jokers here with college degrees from the U and the Y can't get that simple rule down.

This coming from a guy who uses the worthless Oxford comma.

[Topper]

Being a single loser Christmas is tough unless I focus on charitable acts. If I'm helping someone out then suddenly the holiday makes sense and my attitude improves.

Today I had a strange experience. I came out of Home Depot and a white car pulled up to me. I knew the guy was going to hit me up for money. He proceeded to do so and his pitch revolved around buying formula for his kid that was strapped into the back seat. The kid looked about three years too old to need formula. They guy also didn't look like he was hurting too much considering the size of the diamond stud in his ear and his late model Nissan. My brain tells me the guy wanted money for something other than food for his kid. I didn't have any cash and told him so. He gave me a dirty look and took off.

Can someone tell me, considering what I've written above, I feel guilty for not floating the guy a few bucks?

And the union workhouses - are they still in operation? Oh, from what you said at first Topper was afraid that something had happened to stop them in their useful course. Topper is very glad to hear it.

[creekster]

Topper's full of shit. You used a comma in the right place while addressing PAC; half the jokers here with college degrees from the U and the Y can't get that simple rule down.

I see someone has recently taken the ClouSeaU detective school correspondence course.

[SuperGabers]

This is from a house nearby.

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[Mrs. Funk]

This coming from a guy who uses the worthless Oxford comma.

Oxford comma for the win!