CUF's Funniest Poster

[SeattleUte]

Lost Student is the funniest poster on the board. This poll is for the number two funniest.

Nope, his posts could be funnier. Unfortuntely, they lack that special something, that subtle bit of sophisticated humor that a college degree would add.

[SeattleUte]

I don't find his overt sexism very funny. Maybe you do.

I voted for you. It's a crime you aren't ahead. Your humor is more effortless than goat's.

[Jacob]

Pay no attention to him. Jacob is biggest grouch on CUF.

Thanks! I was hoping someday I'd qualify for somebody's list of biggest...something.

[jay santos]

Thanks! I was hoping someday I'd qualify for somebody's list of biggest...something.

Hang in there. You're the best young prospect to replace Indy.

[cowboy]

Landpoke tries too hard. He's kind of an attention whore.

[Flystripper]

Lebowski can you please block Jacob from voting in this poll? TIA.

What are you talking about? Jacob should be on the poll! If you block him that is a double sin against all that's funny.

[SteelBlue]

A list without Clark? Not even gonna vote.

[smokymountainrain]

DDD with four votes now. People are starting to feel sorry for him now. That's nice - he deserves it. Deep down, I think he's a really good person.

Btw, I agree with those who have mentioned Addison. It's a meaningless poll without him.

[cowboy]

Senioritis. What the hell is wrong with you people?

[wuapinmon]

Senioritis. What the hell is wrong with you people?

Santa Claus comes once a year.

[jay santos]

DDD with four votes now. People are starting to feel sorry for him now. That's nice - he deserves it. Deep down, I think he's a really good person.

Btw, I agree with those who have mentioned Addison. It's a meaningless poll without him.

I know, I know ... people are going to be say "why are you even posting this if you will not say what is going on?", but I am sworn to secrecy. What I will say is that DDD has had, and continues to have, various personal issues of different sorts that have impacted his ability to write hilarious posts.

These issues are very private, but I suspect at least one of them will start to become public knowledge before too long. None of the issues, however, are DDD's fault per se; nonetheless, he has to deal with them and I really believe they have impacted his posting. I also believe that the issues can be worked through; hopefully sooner rather than later.

I also know that the negative vibe DDD is getting from CUF faithful from DDD's less than stellar play is also getting him down. Just keep in mind that what people say here or elsewhere can and does have an impact on these kids.

I know that CUF posting is big business and there needs to be an attitude that the team cannot wait for DDD to get through these issues if he is not producing. And I am not saying DDD should definitely win this poll. I am just saying that there are some very pertinent reasons why DDD's posting has been affected thus far this season. I also think that Goatnapper coming in and saving the day may be just what DDD needs to encourage him through this tough time for him, to rally him and help him focus quicker and more sharply. So in other words, DDD's CUF problems are not, in my opinion based on what I have been told, just a matter of DDD regressing due to him not being that good.

I do think there are some simple things DDD could improve on as well just through minimal effort.

Anyway, I am sorry for being cryptive with some of these things, but I have to be. To some of you I now say ... flame away.

[wuapinmon]

cryptive

Moran

[Flystripper]

I know, I know ... people are going to be say "why are you even posting this if you will not say what is going on?", but I am sworn to secrecy. What I will say is that DDD has had, and continues to have, various personal issues of different sorts that have impacted his ability to write hilarious posts.

These issues are very private, but I suspect at least one of them will start to become public knowledge before too long. None of the issues, however, are DDD's fault per se; nonetheless, he has to deal with them and I really believe they have impacted his posting. I also believe that the issues can be worked through; hopefully sooner rather than later.

I also know that the negative vibe DDD is getting from CUF faithful from DDD's less than stellar play is also getting him down. Just keep in mind that what people say here or elsewhere can and does have an impact on these kids.

I know that CUF posting is big business and there needs to be an attitude that the team cannot wait for DDD to get through these issues if he is not producing. And I am not saying DDD should definitely win this poll. I am just saying that there are some very pertinent reasons why DDD's posting has been affected thus far this season. I also think that Goatnapper coming in and saving the day may be just what DDD needs to encourage him through this tough time for him, to rally him and help him focus quicker and more sharply. So in other words, DDD's CUF problems are not, in my opinion based on what I have been told, just a matter of DDD regressing due to him not being that good.

I do think there are some simple things DDD could improve on as well just through minimal effort.

Anyway, I am sorry for being cryptive with some of these things, but I have to be. To some of you I now say ... flame away.

Nice hail marry to get on the list!

[Flystripper]

Moran

don't worry Jay. He does not read sports posts let alone sports posts linking to the unwashed masses of CB.

[MarkGrace]

I know, I know ... people are going to be say "why are you even posting this if you will not say what is going on?", but I am sworn to secrecy. What I will say is that DDD has had, and continues to have, various personal issues of different sorts that have impacted his ability to write hilarious posts.

These issues are very private, but I suspect at least one of them will start to become public knowledge before too long. None of the issues, however, are DDD's fault per se; nonetheless, he has to deal with them and I really believe they have impacted his posting. I also believe that the issues can be worked through; hopefully sooner rather than later.

I also know that the negative vibe DDD is getting from CUF faithful from DDD's less than stellar play is also getting him down. Just keep in mind that what people say here or elsewhere can and does have an impact on these kids.

I know that CUF posting is big business and there needs to be an attitude that the team cannot wait for DDD to get through these issues if he is not producing. And I am not saying DDD should definitely win this poll. I am just saying that there are some very pertinent reasons why DDD's posting has been affected thus far this season. I also think that Goatnapper coming in and saving the day may be just what DDD needs to encourage him through this tough time for him, to rally him and help him focus quicker and more sharply. So in other words, DDD's CUF problems are not, in my opinion based on what I have been told, just a matter of DDD regressing due to him not being that good.

I do think there are some simple things DDD could improve on as well just through minimal effort.

Anyway, I am sorry for being cryptive with some of these things, but I have to be. To some of you I now say ... flame away.

haha

Now Jay is trying to get nominated.