I'm Shakey.

**cowboy** · 03-17-2009, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

It was a Harry Potter post. The then-new book had just come out and all the adult Harry Potter nerds were posting about having read it.

Babes, under her CB moniker, shows up out of nowhere, swoops in, blows everyone's mind, and then flies away quickly.

Let me guess: She pointed to the strong correlation between adult Harry Potter fans and 35-year-old virgins.

**creekster** · 03-17-2009, 09:30 AM

Originally posted by cowboy View Post

Let me guess: She pointed to the strong correlation between adult Harry Potter fans and 35-year-old virgins.

You're stealing from Triumph the Comic insult dog.

**cowboy** · 03-17-2009, 09:32 AM

Originally posted by creekster View Post

You're stealing from Triumph the Comic insult dog.

Actually, I was stealing from the Star Trek skit on SNL with John Lovitz. None of my good stuff is original.

**ewth8tr** · 03-17-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by Babs

So yesterday I spent 12 hours

in bed with Harry Potter.

I was pleasantly surprised.

His wand is more powerful than I expected. And of course the climax was brilliant.

Thoroughly entertaining.

Any guesses on who it was that deleted it?

**landpoke** · 03-17-2009, 09:42 AM

Originally posted by cowboy View Post

Actually, I was stealing from the Star Trek skit on SNL with John Lovitz. None of my good stuff is original.

One of my favorites. I couldn't find a video of that one, but here's the transcript:

Get A Life!

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/86/86hgetalife.phtml

**bluegoose** · 03-17-2009, 09:46 AM

Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post

It was a Harry Potter post. The then-new book had just come out and all the adult Harry Potter nerds were posting about having read it.

Babes, under her CB moniker, shows up out of nowhere, swoops in, blows everyone's mind, and then flies away quickly.

I just checked the old CG post about her Harry Potter post on CB.

You'll never guess who the mod was that deleted the post and put her in the slammer "in about 30 seconds" after posting it.

Edit: I now see ewth8ter just beat me to it.

**RobinFinderson** · 03-17-2009, 09:47 AM

Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post

.....I was on narcotics when I wrote that line.......and I took it down when I sobered up.

I blame my lamest posts on sobriety.

**SoCalCoug** · 03-17-2009, 09:48 AM

Originally posted by cowboy View Post

None of my good stuff is original.

That's what she said.

Rimshot.

**Shakey** · 03-17-2009, 09:58 AM

Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post

Any guesses on who it was that deleted it?

I think I remember deleting that one. Did I give time off?

**Shakey** · 03-17-2009, 10:07 AM

Originally posted by ewth8tr View Post

Any guesses on who it was that deleted it?

Found it. For the record, I gave no time off and apologized. Babs, are we good?

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Date/Time Pts Probation Function Violation Moderator Appeal
2007-07-22 17:19:49 1 0 days Board Bernard
Description: So yesterday I spent 12 hours

in bed with Harry Potter.

I was pleasantly surprised.

His wand is more powerful than I expected. And of course the climax was brilliant.

Thoroughly entertaining.
Comments: Sorry to delete this, but from the rules:

Sexual innuendo, double entendres, and other such questionable material is prohibited.

**Shakey** · 03-17-2009, 10:08 AM

Also, quit hijacking my thread,

losers.

**smokymountainrain** · 03-17-2009, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Shakey View Post

Found it. For the record, I gave no time off and apologized. Babs, are we good?

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Date/Time Pts Probation Function Violation Moderator Appeal
2007-07-22 17:19:49 1 0 days Board Bernard
Description: So yesterday I spent 12 hours

in bed with Harry Potter.

I was pleasantly surprised.

His wand is more powerful than I expected. And of course the climax was brilliant.

Thoroughly entertaining.
Comments: Sorry to delete this, but from the rules:

Sexual innuendo, double entendres, and other such questionable material is prohibited.

It's all I can do to avoid sucking up to Babs with every post, but I can't help it here - that is very funny. I'm pleased to hear you did the right thing and apologized to her, Shakey. In fact, you should probably apologize again for good measure.

**cougjunkie** · 03-17-2009, 10:38 AM

So Bernard Shakey Pants do you still have the skills to release me from troll status? If so that would be greatly appreciated as the reason I was finally put on troll status was pretty weak, at least let me earn it.

**wuapinmon** · 03-17-2009, 11:08 AM

Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post

So Bernard Shakey Pants do you still have the skills to release me from troll status? If so that would be greatly appreciated as the reason I was finally put on troll status was pretty weak, at least let me earn it.

Lot's wife.

**Shakey** · 03-17-2009, 01:11 PM

Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post

So Bernard Shakey Pants do you still have the skills to release me from troll status? If so that would be greatly appreciated as the reason I was finally put on troll status was pretty weak, at least let me earn it.

I still have Vice Jefe powers, but I try not to use them. I am AWOL.

I should put my login and password up for bid. Someone could start at midnight and have seven or so hours to raise hell on the board--let all the trolls and goatnappers out, banish the idiots, and so forth. Any takers?