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  • #16
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    There are regional variations. In Mississippi, they say, "Run out of hickory-smoked bacon" to make it hit even harder. In my parts, it's "Run out of applewood-smoked Smithfield bacon."
    Who lays claim to "run out of turkey bacon"? I'll bet its somewhere like Virginia.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

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    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #17
      Originally posted by falafel View Post
      Who lays claim to "run out of turkey bacon"? I'll bet its somewhere like Virginia.
      Hell no. Ever heard of Virginia hams?
      "Nobody listens to Turtle."
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      • #18
        Originally posted by Surfah View Post
        Hell no. Ever heard of Virginia hams?
        No. Are they a turkey-based ham?
        Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

        Dig your own grave, and save!

        "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

        "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

        GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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        • #19
          3D... help me out... Puffy Check? I know you are referencing your kids, but where does that come from.

          And...

          falafel, do not mock Virginia ham.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Post
            I recently left the Puffy Check alone for about 20 minutes. Left them watching a movie, went to the grocery store really quickly and came back. No problems. MMM does not know about this, however.

            YOU LEFT THREE FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ALONE!!?

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            • #21
              Originally posted by Babs View Post
              YOU LEFT THREE FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ALONE!!?
              No. He left three 6-year-olds alone.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                No. He left three 6-year-olds alone.
                But together they're eighteen, so it's okay.
                Not that, sickos.

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SuperGabers View Post
                  3D... help me out... Puffy Check? I know you are referencing your kids, but where does that come from.

                  And...

                  falafel, do not mock Virginia ham.
                  I've never heard of Virginia bacon.
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • #24
                    Originally posted by Babs View Post
                    YOU LEFT THREE FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ALONE!!?
                    combined age is 18 that is plenty old enough to watch themselves.
                    *Banned*

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                    • #25
                      Originally posted by Babs View Post
                      YOU LEFT THREE FIVE-YEAR-OLDS ALONE!!?
                      We were out of bacon!!!
                      Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        No. He left three 6-year-olds alone.
                        Aren't 2 of the 3 girls?

                        Three 6 year-old boys + alone for 20 minutes = house burned down. At least if they were my kids.

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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by NorthwestUteFan View Post
                          Aren't 2 of the 3 girls?

                          Three 6 year-old boys + alone for 20 minutes = house burned down. At least if they were my kids.
                          I'm thinking this bodes quite well for SLC Suburbia High class of 2023. If dad's already leaving the kids home for jaunts to the store, the kids are golden for party weekends by the time they're, oh, say, twelve or so.

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                          • #28
                            Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
                            combined age is 18 that is plenty old enough to watch themselves.
                            I use the same theory when my kids want to go to a rated R movie without me. As long as all three of them go it works out.

                            You should see them try to drive, though.
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                            • #29
                              Originally posted by falafel View Post
                              Who lays claim to "run out of turkey bacon"? I'll bet its somewhere like Virginia.
                              I thinks it's some waning city in western Ohio known, as it were, for its aquifers.
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                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by Babs View Post
                                I'm thinking this bodes quite well for SLC Suburbia High class of 2023. If dad's already leaving the kids home for jaunts to the store, the kids are golden for party weekends by the time they're, oh, say, twelve or so.
                                nik's wife leaves the kids alone, she gets a massage.

                                I leave mine alone (to go buy bacon, I might add) and my kids are on the road to ruin?
                                Fitter. Happier. More Productive.

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