The official weather thread

[il Padrino Ute]

Yeah, I'm lighting a fire in the fireplace tonight. Not cool.

Apparently it is cool if you've got a fire going.

[bluegoose]

Apparently it is cool if you've got a fire going.

His fires come from a Duraflame log, so they don't really count. Have you ever tried to roast a marshmallow over those things?!?!

[il Padrino Ute]

His fires come from a Duraflame log, so they don't really count. Have you ever tried to roast a marshmallow over those things?!?!

How gauche!

I would never roast a marshmallow over anything that wasn't an unprocessed tree.

[Babs]

104 today. My parents always likened Austin to hell. I had assumed they were speaking metaphorically.

[TripletDaddy]

104 today. My parents always likened Austin to hell. I had assumed they were speaking metaphorically.

It is hot here, too.

Time to head down to Lime Ricki to buy a nice, conservative bathing suit!

[Babs]

It is hot here, too.

Time to head down to Lime Ricki to buy a nice, conservative bathing suit!

I thought they went out of business last year?

[landpoke]

It is hot here, too.

X2. We hit 75 today. I almost found myself wishing I had worn shorts.

[TripletDaddy]

I thought they went out of business last year?

You're thinking of Shade.

I said conservative bathing suit, not conservative extra long t shirts to wear under different colored less conservative shorter t shirts.

[Babs]

You're thinking of Shade.

I said conservative bathing suit, not conservative extra long t shirts to wear under different colored less conservative shorter t shirts.

Wait. Men can wear boxer-looking short shorts, but women have to cover up in tankinis? Where do I file an objection?

http://www.limericki.com/MEN

[TripletDaddy]

Wait. Men can wear boxer-looking short shorts, but women have to cover up in tankinis? Where do I file an objection?

http://www.limericki.com/MEN

I'm not buying those. I said conservative!

Although speaks volumes that they sell an SC bathing suit. :usc:

[Babs]

I'm not buying those. I said conservative!

Ah, then I guess your only option is the "stone washed boardies." I can see why you're such a fan.

[TripletDaddy]

Ah, then I guess your only option is the "stone washed boardies." I can see why you're such a fan.

Those are messed up board shorts. Look at the tie string. It is at the bottom of the eyelets. Wtf?

Forget lime ricki. I might have to take my chances over at ModBod.

[Babs]

Those are messed up board shorts. Look at the tie string. It is at the bottom of the eyelets. Wtf?

Forget lime ricki. I might have to take my chances over at ModBod.

Not so fast! I really really think I need to post more photos of these conservatively-clad gentlemen first. After all, we need to consider all the limericki options.

Plus, wuap will want to inspect the pics to make sure they're not photoshopped.

[TripletDaddy]

Not so fast! I really really think I need to post more photos of these conservatively-clad gentlemen first. After all, we need to consider all the limericki options.

Plus, wuap will want to inspect the pics to make sure they're not photoshopped.

Well, if you must, another thing I noticed is that ever since Daniel Craig emerged out of the ocean in Casino Royale wearing those La Perlas, there have seemingly been any number of attempts to replicate the look and styling of the shorter bathing suit for men. Lime ricki seems to have their own version, including similar color as good old 007.

[wuapinmon]

Plus, wuap will want to inspect the pics to make sure they're not photoshopped.

You don't do indignant very well. You also haven't noticed that my avatar is a Prada shirt, poseur.