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  • Commando
    Explosivo
    • Feb 2009
    • 20748
    #61
    Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post

    Except for the killing and maiming, I kind of liked him.
    The first thing that I thought about... he was caught in what- 96? In 1998's Good Will Hunting, Robin Williams quizzes his genius professor friend in the pub about who Ted Kaczynski is, and he has no idea. Was it really that obscure of a news item? I remember it being pretty huge. I certainly knew the name Ted Kaczynski. I guess not a plot hole or anything, but come on...
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748
        #62
        Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post
        Pat Robertson going through Spirit Prison orientation.
        I bet he's genuinely dismayed that the afterlife is exactly as nuanced as the mortal realm. Probably a big 'oh shit' moment for him.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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          • Pelado
            Bald not naked
            • Sep 2010
            • 21083
            #63
            Originally posted by Commando View Post

            The first thing that I thought about... he was caught in what- 96? In 1998's Good Will Hunting, Robin Williams quizzes his genius professor friend in the pub about who Ted Kaczynski is, and he has no idea. Was it really that obscure of a news item? I remember it being pretty huge. I certainly knew the name Ted Kaczynski. I guess not a plot hole or anything, but come on...
            His genius professor friend was probably on his mission in 1996 - just like I was.
            "I think it was King Benjamin who said 'you sorry ass shitbags who have no skills that the market values also have an obligation to have the attitude that if one day you do in fact win the PowerBall Lottery that you will then impart of your substance to those without.'"
            - Goatnapper'96

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              • Non Sequitur
                Where did I put my bodkin
                • Nov 2008
                • 5773
                #64
                Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post

                A fellow misanthrope!
                That wasn't very Mormon of you!
                "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                  • Non Sequitur
                    Where did I put my bodkin
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 5773
                    #65
                    Treat Williams dies in a motorcycle accident.
                    "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                      • Jeff Lebowski
                        Corporate lackey for Jesus
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 69451
                        #66
                        Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post

                        That wasn't very Mormon of you!
                        You know I love you.
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                          • Joe Public
                            8.1 YPC
                            • Apr 2011
                            • 8499
                            #67
                            JL goes textbook honeymoon phase in his cycle of abuse. Don’t minimize or deny, NS!
                            "What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone

                            "What choice?" - Abe Petrovsky

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                              • Bo Diddley
                                Senior
                                • Jul 2012
                                • 18691
                                #68
                                Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                                JL goes textbook honeymoon phase in his cycle of abuse. Don’t minimize or deny, NS!

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                                  • Jeff Lebowski
                                    Corporate lackey for Jesus
                                    • Nov 2008
                                    • 69451
                                    #69
                                    Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                                    JL goes textbook honeymoon phase in his cycle of abuse. Don’t minimize or deny, NS!
                                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                                      • Non Sequitur
                                        Where did I put my bodkin
                                        • Nov 2008
                                        • 5773
                                        #70
                                        Originally posted by Joe Public View Post
                                        JL goes textbook honeymoon phase in his cycle of abuse. Don’t minimize or deny, NS!
                                        A honeymoon with a headache, but I'll take it.
                                        "The mind is not a boomerang. If you throw it too far it will not come back." ~ Tom McGuane

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                                          • Bo Diddley
                                            Senior
                                            • Jul 2012
                                            • 18691
                                            #71
                                            Originally posted by Non Sequitur View Post

                                            A honeymoon with a headache, but I'll take it.
                                            Don't mind the whispers from the rest of us you walk by with the Dude.

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                                              • smokymountainrain
                                                Impressive Member
                                                • Nov 2008
                                                • 22593
                                                #72
                                                Cormac McCarthy at age 89
                                                I'm like LeBron James.
                                                -mpfunk

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                                                  • Clark Addison
                                                    Senior Member
                                                    • Nov 2008
                                                    • 10288
                                                    #73
                                                    James Lewis, the dude who very well may have been the Tylenol murderer. I was a sophomore in high school in the Chicago area when this happened and it was absolutely huge. Seven people in the area died. People were terrified to take medicine, there were all sorts of rumors going around. People were freaking the freak out.

                                                    I have no idea if he really did it, but at the very least he tried to profit off of it by sending an extortion letter to Johnson & Johnson, so that is enough to make me not overly sad at his passing.

                                                    https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...2km-story.html

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                                                      • Northwestcoug
                                                        Cocked and Loaded
                                                        • May 2011
                                                        • 17908
                                                        #74
                                                        Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
                                                        James Lewis, the dude who very well may have been the Tylenol murderer. I was a sophomore in high school in the Chicago area when this happened and it was absolutely huge. Seven people in the area died. People were terrified to take medicine, there were all sorts of rumors going around. People were freaking the freak out.

                                                        I have no idea if he really did it, but at the very least he tried to profit off of it by sending an extortion letter to Johnson & Johnson, so that is enough to make me not overly sad at his passing.

                                                        https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/...2km-story.html
                                                        I just read the NYT obit. He had other run-ins with the law and seemed very creepy even if he didn't do this.
                                                        "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                        "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                        - SeattleUte

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                                                          • Northwestcoug
                                                            Cocked and Loaded
                                                            • May 2011
                                                            • 17908
                                                            #75
                                                            Tony Bennet, 96. I had no idea of the breadth of his life experiences, from WWII vet to civil rights' activist.

                                                            https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/21/a...nett-dead.html
                                                            "...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
                                                            "You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
                                                            - SeattleUte

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