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Currently sitting in the waiting room. The last two times I've been here I haven't even made it past the waiting room. Here's to hoping the third time is the charm. Court room or bust!"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Best of luck.Originally posted by Moliere View PostBump!
Currently sitting in the waiting room. The last two times I've been here I haven't even made it past the waiting room. Here's to hoping the third time is the charm. Court room or bust!"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."
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Sweet. I also have the duty today.I have been on two juries before. Hoping for another.Originally posted by Moliere View PostBump!
Currently sitting in the waiting room. The last two times I've been here I haven't even made it past the waiting room. Here's to hoping the third time is the charm. Court room or bust!
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Originally posted by BigPiney View PostSweet. I also have the duty today.I have been on two juries before. Hoping for another.
Jury buddies"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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I was on federal jury duty from April - June. Didn't get a single phone call."There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
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Ha- I have to go to jury duty in a couple weeks. On the other hand, no way in hell Maricopa County puts me on any jury- no way, no how.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"
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Last time I got called in for federal jury duty, I was cut from the lineup.
It was pretty funny though. The case was against a dude that had allegedly set up fair sized marijuana garden/farm on federal land in southern Utah. They had all of the prospective jurors ushered into the room to hear the charges and then to stand up and give a spiel on who we were and what we did and whether we had any conflicts of interest. It was at that point that you could see lightbulbs going off all over the place for folks who wanted out of JD. I never heard so many diatribes on the legalization of marijuana in one room in my life. Of course, most of those people were dudes who I assumed were comic book and Doritos connoisseurs by their appearances anyways. Jury duty reminds me of the DMV in a lot of ways.
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Civil case"Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Case dismissed as a matter of law :sad:
That was one of the stranger things I've been through. I have no idea how a case like that even gets a sniff of the courtroom."Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf
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The plaintiff put on its entire case in 3 hours? Or was this a pre-trial motion?Originally posted by Moliere View PostCase dismissed as a matter of law :sad:
That was one of the stranger things I've been through. I have no idea how a case like that even gets a sniff of the courtroom.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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