A visit from Mormon Red Death

[tooblue]

Mormon Red Death has come north to visit the tooblue family. This morning he got up and went on a run leaving me with his two children and two of my own.

Typical.

And don't they teach kids how to pee in a toilet in Michigan? His 3 year old dropped his drawers and peed all over my bathroom floor -- a foot away from the toilet

[Commando]

yikes. This seems like a bit of venting from the pulpit that is gonna make things awkward on here later!

[Mormon Red Death]

Mormon Red Death has come north to visit the tooblue family. This morning he got up and went on a run leaving me with his two children and two of my own.

Typical.

And don't they teach kids how to pee in a toilet in Michigan? His 3 year old dropped his drawers and peed all over my bathroom floor -- a foot away from the toilet

He's learned well. Canada is the toilet

[tooblue]

He's learned well. Canada is the toilet

The current exchange rate:

1.00 USD

=

1.00712 CAD

[Indy Coug]

The height of Canadian vs US smack : the exchange rate.

[tooblue]

The height of Canadian vs US smack : the exchange rate.

After a review of all of my wife's kitchen remodeling projects Mormon Red Death asked where the dump is. The answer: Michigan -- that's where Ontario ships it's garbage. Literally!

[Moliere]

After a review of all of my wife's kitchen remodeling projects Mormon Red Death asked where the dump is. The answer: Michigan -- that's where Ontario ships it's garbage. Literally!

Aren't you required by law to post in English and French?

[RobinFinderson]

He's learned well. Canada is the toilet

Hey, man, you are ripping on the country in which my biological parents conceived me. Cut it out!

[utahby5]

Hey, one of those kids with MRD belongs to me. Please don't brainwash her with any Canadian propaganda (Molson's, doughnuts, extravagant taxation, hockey, calling a bathroom the "washroom", etc.) Okay, I'll give in on the Molson's, but not any of then other stuff.

[tooblue]

Hey, one of those kids with MRD belongs to me. Please don't brainwash her with any Canadian propaganda (Molson's, doughnuts, extravagant taxation, hockey, calling a bathroom the "washroom", etc.) Okay, I'll give in on the Molson's, but not any of then other stuff.

She already had doughnuts this morning -- a raised maple and she loved it. Also she had a bowl of Shreddies, the quintessential Canadian cereal and poured the milk from a bag in a jug. She's out shopping with my wife and mother. My wife called to tell me I bought her a shirt. The assimilation is nearly complete -- she may as well stay.

http://www.redworkstoronto.com/blog/...eddies_01.html

[tooblue]

Aren't you required by law to post in English and French?

Pardonez moi. Des maintenant j'ecris seulenment en francais pour toi !

[beefytee]

My grandma used to buy bagged milked. She also have a 2 litre holder with a handle for the cartons.

I miss Shreddies. They weren't too bad on my bowels.

[utahby5]

[QUOTE=tooblue;343067]She already had doughnuts this morning -- a raised maple and she loved it. Also she had a bowel Shreddies, the quintessential Canadian cereal and poured the milk from a bag in a jug. She's out shopping with my wife and mother. My wife called to tell me I bought her a shirt. The assimilation is nearly complete -- she may as well stay.

I'm sorry, but Canada is worse off than I had imagined. When the quintessential Canadian cereal is the Shreddies from [I]bowels[I], you have a problem. EEWWWW! Didn't take long for your wife to capitalize on having a girl in the house. You should keep trying, your next one might be a girl.

[tooblue]

My grandma used to buy bagged milked. She also have a 2 litre holder with a handle for the cartons.

I miss Shreddies. They weren't too bad on my bowels.

The new Honey Shreddies are yummy.

[creekster]

Pardonez moi. Des maintenant j'ecris seulenment en francais pour toi !

you vous-ed and tu/toi-ed in the same paragraph to the same person! Typical 'quois (Ontario french are just about 'quois, so it counts).