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  • #976
    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
    Turn your dead pet into an extra special drone.

    https://www.facebook.com/ajplusengli...9/?pnref=story

    what?
    I'm like LeBron James.
    -mpfunk

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    • #977


      That is awesome. Can't wait for my cat to die so we can do that.

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      • #978
        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
        They are still digging.
        Nobody cares.
        *Banned*

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        • #979
          Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
          Nobody cares.
          Thanks, Donald. Incidentally, they're not digging any more.
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • #980
            Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
            Thanks, Donald. Incidentally, they're not digging any more.
            I never understood - what were they digging?
            Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

            Dig your own grave, and save!

            "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

            "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

            GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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            • #981
              Originally posted by falafel View Post
              I never understood - what were they digging?
              Never mind, I looked it up. This is from an NPR article:

              This has raised a lot of questions in NPR's newsroom, some of which Cards Against Humanity endeavored to answer on its site:


              What's happening here?

              Cards Against Humanity is digging a holiday hole.

              Is this real?

              Unfortunately it is.

              Where is the hole?

              America. And in our hearts.

              Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the hole?

              No.

              What do I get for contributing money to the hole?

              A deeper hole. What else are you going to buy, an iPod?

              Why aren't you giving all this money to charity?

              Why aren't YOU giving all this money to charity? It's your money.

              Is the hole bad for the environment?

              No, this was just a bunch of empty land. Now there's a hole there. That's life.

              How am I supposed to feel about this?

              You're supposed to think it's funny. You might not get it for a while, but some time next year you'll chuckle quietly to yourself and remember all this business about the hole.

              How deep can you make this sucker?

              Great question. As long as you keep spending, we'll keep digging. We'll find out together how deep this thing goes.

              What if you dig so deep you hit hot magma?

              At least then we'd feel something.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #982
                Study: Prayer feels as good as sex for members of LDS church

                http://fox13now.com/2016/11/29/study...of-lds-church/
                I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                • #983
                  Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                  Study: Prayer feels as good as sex for members of LDS church

                  http://fox13now.com/2016/11/29/study...of-lds-church/
                  Praying or sex: somebody is doing it wrong.
                  "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                  - Ty Cobb

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                  • #984
                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                    Study: Prayer feels as good as sex for members of LDS church

                    http://fox13now.com/2016/11/29/study...of-lds-church/
                    I hope we don't start seeing people with prayer addictions.
                    "Sure, I fought. I had to fight all my life just to survive. They were all against me. Tried every dirty trick to cut me down, but I beat the bastards and left them in the ditch."

                    - Ty Cobb

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                    • #985
                      Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                      Study: Prayer feels as good as sex for members of LDS church

                      http://fox13now.com/2016/11/29/study...of-lds-church/
                      Precisely why I start off all my intimate encounters with a 9 minute prayer. Ultimately it results in 10 glorious minutes, and most hookers don't charge for prayer time!
                      Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

                      There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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                      • #986
                        Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                        Precisely why I start off all my intimate encounters with a 9 minute prayer. Ultimately it results in 10 glorious minutes, and most hookers don't charge for prayer time!
                        Isn't that a move right out of the Kugr (can't think of his correct name) playbook? Seems to work.
                        Last edited by Dwight Schr-ute; 11-29-2016, 11:44 AM.
                        I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                        • #987
                          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                          Study: Prayer feels as good as sex for members of LDS church

                          http://fox13now.com/2016/11/29/study...of-lds-church/
                          Just last night I watched the uncomfortably creepy documentary Chicken Hawk: Men Who Love Boys. One of the main characters was described as former LDS Missionary and regional church leader Leyland Stevenson who was serving as the Secretary for NAMBLA and a spokesman for "children's right to choose" in the doc. I wish I had stopped watching as it has disturbed me all night and all day, but he described how amazing some of his experiences had been that they were religious and made him want to sing praises to heaven.
                          Get confident, stupid
                          -landpoke

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                          • #988
                            Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                            Praying or sex: somebody is doing it wrong.
                            I beg to differ. It sounds like someone might be doing prayer right


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                            "Discipleship is not a spectator sport. We cannot expect to experience the blessing of faith by standing inactive on the sidelines any more than we can experience the benefits of health by sitting on a sofa watching sporting events on television and giving advice to the athletes. And yet for some, “spectator discipleship” is a preferred if not primary way of worshipping." -Pres. Uchtdorf

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                            • #989
                              Originally posted by San Juan Sun View Post
                              Praying or sex: somebody is doing it wrong.
                              I don't know:

                              There was I time when I moved in you/and the Holy Dove was moving too/and every breath we drew was "Hallelujah."

                              That sounds like a prayer to me.
                              "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                              The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                              • #990
                                Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                                I don't know:

                                There was I time when I moved in you/and the Holy Dove was moving too/and every breath we drew was "Hallelujah."

                                That sounds like a prayer to me.
                                you're talking about sex as prayer, not prayer OR sex. pas la même chose.
                                PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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