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People anthropomorphize their pets already, it makes sense that they'd want to canomorphize themselves the other way.
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
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http://www.amazon.com/review/R2QP56S...wasThisHelpful
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considerd myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen.
I didn't have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me.
The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain.
The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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That.Was.AwesomeOriginally posted by Indy Coug View Post"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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Speaking of Amazon reviews, I ran across this little gem yesterday:Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
A few posts later:These seem to fit nicely and time will tell about durability.
The instructions, however, leave something to be desired. Two, reasonably intelligent, males with post graduate degrees, spent an unhappy time standing on their heads trying to feed the straps in, down, over, under and around the seats. For Pete's sake, hire somebody with a AB/BA in English, give them the covers and existing instructions, and sit back and watch!!
http://www.amazon.com/Rugged-Ridge-1...2368616&sr=8-6Bought these for my husband and he installed them in about a hour and he smoked pot first. That was taking out the lockbox that's under one of the seats. Not sure why people have trouble, he didn't seem too. Adds a little more cushion for those bumpy roads. I'll update after further use.
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http://www.cougarstadium.com/showthr...hio#post813645Originally posted by YOhio View Post
You seemed more happy about it last year.Comment
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I just had my first internet wetting of myself from laughing so hard.Comment
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So, Roxette had children."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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You have to understand. He did make the Melodifestivalen (Their version of American Idol). He wanted to show how famous he had become..Originally posted by Clark Addison View Post
The Flock of Seagulls comment was especially enjoyable...Comment
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Baron Davis: Abducted by Aliens..
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http://www.cbssports.com/nba/blog/ey...-two-weeks-ago“I was actually abducted by aliens two weeks ago,” Davis said.
When probed for details, he explained he was driving from Las Vegas to Los Angeles in the early morning recently and this is what happened:
“I see this light and it's a big a—truck. And I said, oh f---- this is going to be traffic,” Davis said. Driving, driving and the next thing you know there's a steel thing and these crazy looking people – half human, half ugly-looking mother f----- s.
“They were poking me on the nose, looking at my eyes, they had my hands tied and the next thing you know I was in Montabello dude, burning rubber on the way back to L.A. at 4 o'clock in the morning.”Last edited by dabrockster; 07-15-2013, 10:54 AM.Comment
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The story I read on foxsports said something about Davis eating at in-n-out with the aliens. That wouldn't be my first choice of food before being probed but it would do.Comment
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