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  • #796
    Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
    But, you might have been a good linguist.
    I know. Every once in a while I'm drawn back to it and think what it might have been like.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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    • #797
      Originally posted by falafel View Post
      I know. Every once in a while I'm drawn back to it and think what it might have been like.
      It's not to late! That chick showed you how to sing I am a Child of God in klingon....even for dudes!

      You could also learn elvish (is that what they called the Lord of the Rings language?)

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      • #798
        Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
        It's not to late! That chick showed you how to sing I am a Child of God in klingon....even for dudes!

        You could also learn elvish (is that what they called the Lord of the Rings language?)
        Yep, I was right.....why am I not surprised this guy knows elvish?

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        • #799
          Originally posted by imanihonjin View Post
          Yep, I was right.....why am I not surprised this guy knows elvish?

          I had a friend who was a big baseball player
          Back in high school.
          He could blow that fastball by you
          Make you like a fool, boy
          Saw him the other night at this roadside bar,
          I was walking in, he was walkin' out.
          We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks,
          But all he kept talkin' about was...
          "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
          The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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          • #800
            Originally posted by creekster View Post
            Even if you actually did that why would you ever allow it to be videotaped?
            This.

            I've done some dorky/nerdy/stupid things in my life but at least I've been smart enough to not video tape them and certainly to not publish them on Youtube for the world to see.

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            • #801
              Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
              I had a friend who was a big baseball player
              Back in high school.
              He could blow that fastball by you
              Make you like a fool, boy
              Saw him the other night at this roadside bar,
              I was walking in, he was walkin' out.
              We went back inside, sat down, had a few drinks,
              But all he kept talkin' about was...
              Damn, you got me.....I have no clue why you are quoting Springsteen.

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              • #802
                http://fox13now.com/2016/04/04/bomb-...vice-in-price/

                After inspection of the item it was determined the device was not a bomb.

                Barnes told the Sun Advocate the device was a homemade vibrating sex toy the occupant of the tent had fashioned.
                As I lead this army, make room for mistakes and depression
                --Kendrick Lamar

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                • #803
                  Originally posted by mpfunk View Post
                  http://fox13now.com/2016/04/04/bomb-...vice-in-price/
                  I'm glad the article didn't imply ownership of the homemade vibrating sex toy when it called it "a homemade vibrating sex toy the occupant of the tent had fashioned" and not "the tent occupant's homemade vibrating sex toy."
                  "Seriously, is there a bigger high on the whole face of the earth than eating a salad?"--SeattleUte
                  "The only Ute to cause even half the nationwide hysteria of Jimmermania was Ted Bundy."--TripletDaddy
                  This is a tough, NYC broad, a doctor who deals with bleeding organs, dying people and testicles on a regular basis without crying."--oxcoug
                  "I'm not impressed (and I'm even into choreography . . .)"--Donuthole
                  "I too was fortunate to leave with my same balls."--byu71

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                  • #804
                    At first I thought this was a parody. But it appears to be a serious effort.

                    http://www.amazon.com/Chiastic-Analy...ct_top?ie=UTF8

                    "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                    "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                    "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                    • #805
                      Originally posted by Lost Student View Post
                      I'm glad the article didn't imply ownership of the homemade vibrating sex toy when it called it "a homemade vibrating sex toy the occupant of the tent had fashioned" and not "the tent occupant's homemade vibrating sex toy."


                      Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                      At first I thought this was a parody. But it appears to be a serious effort.

                      http://www.amazon.com/Chiastic-Analy...ct_top?ie=UTF8

                      I found the second review most helpful.

                      LOL
                      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                      • #806
                        Holy crap!

                        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...agon-lady.html
                        "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                        "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                        "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                        • #807
                          Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                          Holy crap!

                          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...agon-lady.html
                          Whoa. That train is off its rails.

                          Who is the Dr. that would do that surgery?
                          PLesa excuse the tpyos.

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                          • #808
                            That kind of case delegitimizes gender dysphoria and gender reassignment in a lot of ways. At what point do you acknowledge and investigate psychological problems before you go whacking off irreplaceable body parts?
                            "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                              • #810
                                "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                                The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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