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"Man, I only wish I had three hands.""Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
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That is so badly done that snopes probably won't even mess with it.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostPLesa excuse the tpyos.Comment
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"...you pointy-headed autopsy nerd. Do you think it's possible for you to post without using words like "hilarious," "absurd," "canard," and "truther"? Your bare assertions do not make it so. Maybe your reasoning is too stunted and your vocabulary is too limited to go without these epithets."
"You are an intemperate, unscientific poster who makes light of very serious matters.”
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I don't want to be attractive to men, so I'm going to add a boob and try to start a reality TV show with the word "Jugs" in the name.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
Yeah. That's someone who doesn't want men's attention right there!Comment
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"Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --SolonComment
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"Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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Phew!Originally posted by Sullyute View PostTurns out it is a fake...
:sadtrombone:"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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According to Meridian Magazine, the Mars Calendar proves the church is true.
The Mars Calendar testifies of patriarchs, priesthoods, temples and of Jesus Christ.
A sacred calendar for the planet Mars is introduced, which testifies of the accuracy of many already published proposed dates of key religious events throughout history. It also testifies of dates known from history, such as the date of the dedication of the LDS Salt Lake Temple. Using this calendar, several new dates are proposed, including for the modern-day restoration of both the Aaronic and Melchizedek priesthoods.
"There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
"It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
"Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creeksterComment
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Wait, new dates for these events?Using this calendar, several new dates are proposed, including for the modern-day restoration of both the Aaronic and Melchizedek priesthoods.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
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Somehow I knew the church was true, but this confirms it.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostAccording to Meridian Magazine, the Mars Calendar proves the church is true.
"I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"Comment
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This makes sense... Men are from mars. This is why women will never get to go to the priesthood session.Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View PostAccording to Meridian Magazine, the Mars Calendar proves the church is true.
"If there is one thing I am, it's always right." -Ted Nugent.
"I honestly believe saying someone is a smart lawyer is damning with faint praise. The smartest people become engineers and scientists." -SU.
"Yet I still see wisdom in that which Uncle Ted posts." -creek.
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Aaronic Priesthood restored, Saturday May 16, 1829 A.D. (Joseph misremembered by a day)Originally posted by falafel View Post
Melchizedek Priesthood was restored on Sunday May 31, 1829 before 6 am in the morning.
Here are some other important dates:
Adam was born on Saturday October 17th, 4070 B.C.
Enoch's city was founded on Saturday the 15th of September, 3313 B.C.
Aaron (brother of Moses) was born Sunday November 14, 1546 B.C."Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.Comment
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Did Adam play with dinosaurs or was that just Cain?Originally posted by Sullyute View Post"Either evolution or intelligent design can account for the athlete, but neither can account for the sports fan." - Robert Brault
"Once I seen the trades go down and the other guys signed elsewhere," he said, "I knew it was my time now." - Derrick FavorsComment
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Ask Hosick; he might know.Originally posted by Blueintheface View Post"What are you prepared to do?" - Jimmy Malone
"What choice?" - Abe PetrovskyComment
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