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  • Dwight Schr-ute
    Members Only
    • May 2011
    • 4917

    #1501
    Originally posted by falafel View Post
    That is ..... gross.
    Do you even exfoliate, bro?!


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    I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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    • Dwight Schr-ute
      Members Only
      • May 2011
      • 4917

      #1502
      Oh, the geniuses of West Las Vegas.




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      I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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      • Commando
        Explosivo
        • Feb 2009
        • 20748

        #1503
        lol ^ that one or some version of it has been circulating for a while. This is my favorite:

        In a series of hilarious texts, a woman convinces her husband that she's "adopted" a coyote that wandered into their yard. It is probably the funniest thing you'll read this year.
        "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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        • Jeff Lebowski
          Corporate lackey for Jesus
          • Nov 2008
          • 69586

          #1504
          Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
          Oh, the geniuses of West Las Vegas.




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          Haha. No way is that real.
          "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
          "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
          "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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          • Dwight Schr-ute
            Members Only
            • May 2011
            • 4917

            #1505
            Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
            Haha. No way is that real.
            I’m typically very suspicious of these as well, but it was posted by someone in the adjacent neighborhood and the responses were not kind. (I got reported as “unneighborly” for making a comment about anvils.

            Here is her explanation:




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            I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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            • Donuthole
              Official Outgayer
              • Nov 2008
              • 25241

              #1506
              It's your decision as to when you want to stop getting trolled, and nobody is going to take that away from you, Dwight.
              Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

              There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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              • Commando
                Explosivo
                • Feb 2009
                • 20748

                #1507
                Oceanside is a city that does not have coyotes, eh?

                "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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                • Dwight Schr-ute
                  Members Only
                  • May 2011
                  • 4917

                  #1508
                  Blink, Blink, Blink, What?

                  Originally posted by Commando View Post
                  Oceanside is a city that does not have coyotes, eh?

                  LOL. They’re in that white part, too.


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                  I told him he was a goddamn Nazi Stormtrooper.

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                  • falafel
                    loves to talk on things
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 37928

                    #1509
                    Originally posted by Dwight Schr-ute View Post
                    LOL. They’re in that white part, too.


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                    I think it just means that the S.E. states are not part of the United States, which I think is correct.
                    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                    Dig your own grave, and save!

                    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #1510
                      "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
                      The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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                      • Sullyute
                        a day late/a dollar short
                        • Jul 2010
                        • 3308

                        #1511
                        Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                        That was funny.
                        "Friendship is the grand fundamental principle of Mormonism" - Joseph Smith Jr.

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                        • myboynoah
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 21719

                          #1512
                          She found a dating app on her boyfriend’s phone. Then she bought a samurai sword.

                          Lovell woke to his girlfriend of two years attacking him with a sword, police say. Survival instincts — mainly martial arts training and all the Kung Fu films he had watched — clicked in.

                          “I was able to wing chun my way to survival,” he told the Oregonian/OregonLive in an interview this week over Facebook messenger, referring to a Chinese martial art.

                          . . . . . .

                          “I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told The Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”

                          . . . . . .

                          Alex Lovell — known as “Biggie” in his local gamer scene — is an avid player of “PlayerUnknown’s Battleground,” a multiplayer online fighting game. As he told The Oregonian/OregonLive, Lovell has been recently logging 12 to 13 hours a day playing the game. The regimen also required “exercises for his hands, wrists and shoulders and also practicing mouse moves and techniques to maximize performance,” the paper reported.

                          “I wasn’t a sweaty nerd, more of an Ethlete,” Lovell told the Oregonian/OregonLive.
                          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

                          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

                          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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                          • Lost Student
                            BAND!
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 4324

                            #1513
                            “I was just so proud for beating this samurai wannabe crazy lady with hate in her heart,” the 29-year-old told The Oregonian/OregonLive. “I’ve been preparing my whole life for something like this.”
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                            • Eddie
                              Senior Member
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 8098

                              #1514
                              This guy is priceless.

                              “I didn’t see it coming, but it makes sense that it happened. She obviously didn’t want anyone else to have me, so — samurai sword.”

                              “The feeling I had when I won the fight with my bare hands is just absolutely the best feeling,” Lovell boasted this week from the hospital. “I’ve played all the sports, won big games, landed some decent tricks on my snowboard. This was better.”

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                              • old_gregg
                                scaly man fish
                                • Nov 2009
                                • 16915

                                #1515
                                hilarious
                                Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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