Only canada

[tooblue]

"The Bart Wants What He Wants"

Bart: I'm a ten-year-old boy in Toronto. I should be the happiest kid in the world. But I can't stop thinking about Greta.
Guard: Oh, you'll win her back, eh? And (b), we're closing in five minutes.
Homer: Would a U. S. dollar change your mind?
Guard: American currency! What time would you like your breakfast, sir?

One US dollar will currently buy you $1.05 Canadian

[tooblue]

Everyone needs a hat to cover up bald spots, those nasty moles and potential melanoma ... in other words Canada makes the US look respectable

[Solon]

could screw up an opening ceremony. Thanks canucks!

Not all Canadians are pleased with the Vancouver Organizing Committee.

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/news/...rticle1463373/

[myboynoah]

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[myboynoah]

India to Justin Trudeau: Stop trying so hard

Trudeau, accustomed to being praised for his Prince Charming good looks, is getting a lot of flak on his tour of India, and the latest gags focus on his razzle-dazzle wardrobe, upstaging even India's flamboyant movie stars.

Offending garments include Trudeau's long, multicolored sherwanis, usually worn on special occasions such as weddings or in Bollywood movies. Trudeau wore a sparkling gold one to a meeting with Bollywood's top brass while the film stars wore muted black suits. Add to that the Canadian first family's posey, soap-opera style namastes, and it's enough to keep social media here buzzing with memes and jokes.

“It’s a little over the top,” Vivek Dehejia, an economics professor at Carleton University in Ottawa told Canada’s Global News. “I understand on day one having to wear the traditional clothes, but now it’s getting too much.”

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Vanity Fair compared the Trudeaus' garb to Donald Trump's taste in interior decorating. India's Outlook magazine said it “was too Indian even for an Indian.”

Yikers. Compared to Trump's fashion sense. The ultimate cut.

[Omaha 680]

PM Zoolander is a joke. He's probably about as competent as Trump but he's pretty and appropriately socialist so the west loves him.

[beefytee]

You'd think those elected on the name recognition of their fathers would be great.

[Jeff Lebowski]

PM Zoolander is a joke. He's probably about as competent as Trump but he's pretty and appropriately socialist so the west loves him.

Yeah, I can't stand the guy.

[Omaha 680]

Yeah, I can't stand the guy.

You obviously haven't seen him do yoga on a table!

[Jeff Lebowski]

You obviously haven't seen him do yoga on a table!

[tooblue]

Are things that bad in the US that ya'll gotta celebrate wins in curling and woman's hockey and revel in the idiocy and lack of self-awareness that is Justing Trudeau?

:yikes:

[old_gregg]

Are things that bad in the US that ya'll gotta celebrate wins in curling and woman's hockey and revel in the idiocy and lack of self-awareness that is Justing Trudeau?

:yikes:

you just got cucked in the only thing your country cares about by a country who forgets that sport exists for blocks of three years and 11 months at a time. stfu.

[tooblue]

you just got cucked in the only thing your country cares about by a country who forgets that sport exists for blocks of three years and 11 months at a time. stfu.

Keep hang'n in there gregg, keep hang'n in

[Jeff Lebowski]

Xavier, Ella-Grace and Hadrien. Good grief, what pretentious names for kids. Nice job, Zoolander.

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[tooblue]

Have to add this here