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  • tooblue
    Senior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5150

    #16
    Originally posted by BoylenOver View Post
    "The Bart Wants What He Wants"

    Bart: I'm a ten-year-old boy in Toronto. I should be the happiest kid in the world. But I can't stop thinking about Greta.
    Guard: Oh, you'll win her back, eh? And (b), we're closing in five minutes.
    Homer: Would a U. S. dollar change your mind?
    Guard: American currency! What time would you like your breakfast, sir?
    One US dollar will currently buy you $1.05 Canadian

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    • tooblue
      Senior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 5150

      #17
      Originally posted by YOhio View Post
      Everyone needs a hat to cover up bald spots, those nasty moles and potential melanoma ... in other words Canada makes the US look respectable

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      • Solon
        Lost in the flood
        • Nov 2008
        • 5747

        #18
        Originally posted by landpoke View Post
        could screw up an opening ceremony. Thanks canucks!
        Not all Canadians are pleased with the Vancouver Organizing Committee.

        "More crazy people to Provo go than to any other town in the state."
        -- Iron County Record. 23 August, 1912. (http://chroniclingamerica.loc.gov/lc...23/ed-1/seq-4/)

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        • myboynoah
          Senior Member
          • Nov 2008
          • 21719

          #19
          Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

          For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

          Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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          • myboynoah
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 21719

            #20
            India to Justin Trudeau: Stop trying so hard

            Trudeau, accustomed to being praised for his Prince Charming good looks, is getting a lot of flak on his tour of India, and the latest gags focus on his razzle-dazzle wardrobe, upstaging even India's flamboyant movie stars.

            Offending garments include Trudeau's long, multicolored sherwanis, usually worn on special occasions such as weddings or in Bollywood movies. Trudeau wore a sparkling gold one to a meeting with Bollywood's top brass while the film stars wore muted black suits. Add to that the Canadian first family's posey, soap-opera style namastes, and it's enough to keep social media here buzzing with memes and jokes.

            “It’s a little over the top,” Vivek Dehejia, an economics professor at Carleton University in Ottawa told Canada’s Global News. “I understand on day one having to wear the traditional clothes, but now it’s getting too much.”


            Vanity Fair compared the Trudeaus' garb to Donald Trump's taste in interior decorating. India's Outlook magazine said it “was too Indian even for an Indian.”
            Yikers. Compared to Trump's fashion sense. The ultimate cut.
            Give 'em Hell, Cougars!!!

            For all this His anger is not turned away, but His hand is stretched out still.

            Not long ago an obituary appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune that said the recently departed had "died doing what he enjoyed most—watching BYU lose."

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            • Omaha 680
              Senior Member
              • Jul 2011
              • 11218

              #21
              PM Zoolander is a joke. He's probably about as competent as Trump but he's pretty and appropriately socialist so the west loves him.

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              • beefytee
                Board eye candy
                • Mar 2009
                • 7542

                #22
                You'd think those elected on the name recognition of their fathers would be great.

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                • Jeff Lebowski
                  Corporate lackey for Jesus
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 69830

                  #23
                  Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                  PM Zoolander is a joke. He's probably about as competent as Trump but he's pretty and appropriately socialist so the west loves him.
                  Yeah, I can't stand the guy.
                  "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                  "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                  "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                  • Omaha 680
                    Senior Member
                    • Jul 2011
                    • 11218

                    #24
                    Originally posted by Jeff Lebowski View Post
                    Yeah, I can't stand the guy.
                    You obviously haven't seen him do yoga on a table!

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                    • Jeff Lebowski
                      Corporate lackey for Jesus
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 69830

                      #25
                      Originally posted by Omaha 680 View Post
                      You obviously haven't seen him do yoga on a table!
                      "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                      "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                      "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                      • tooblue
                        Senior Member
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 5150

                        #26
                        Are things that bad in the US that ya'll gotta celebrate wins in curling and woman's hockey and revel in the idiocy and lack of self-awareness that is Justing Trudeau?

                        :yikes:

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                        • old_gregg
                          scaly man fish
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 16915

                          #27
                          Originally posted by tooblue View Post
                          Are things that bad in the US that ya'll gotta celebrate wins in curling and woman's hockey and revel in the idiocy and lack of self-awareness that is Justing Trudeau?

                          :yikes:
                          you just got cucked in the only thing your country cares about by a country who forgets that sport exists for blocks of three years and 11 months at a time. stfu.
                          Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est.

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                          • tooblue
                            Senior Member
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 5150

                            #28
                            Originally posted by old_gregg View Post
                            you just got cucked in the only thing your country cares about by a country who forgets that sport exists for blocks of three years and 11 months at a time. stfu.


                            Keep hang'n in there gregg, keep hang'n in

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                            • Jeff Lebowski
                              Corporate lackey for Jesus
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 69830

                              #29
                              Xavier, Ella-Grace and Hadrien. Good grief, what pretentious names for kids. Nice job, Zoolander.

                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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                              • tooblue
                                Senior Member
                                • Nov 2008
                                • 5150

                                #30
                                Have to add this here

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