Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, Mr. O'Connell, but I am proud of what I am.
And what is that?
I...am a librarian.
And what is that?
I...am a librarian.
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Not exactly a movie, but still funny.
"Lupita, what do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?"
"The coffee table."Last edited by falafel; 01-10-2010, 12:52 AM.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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Interesting, "the" is the one word you chose not to spell completely in your quote.Originally posted by falafel View PostComment
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Fixed.Originally posted by Art Vandelay View Post
For a minute there, I thought you were calling me out on misquoting the show itself.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!Comment
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"Do you mind if we dance wif yo dates?"
[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnSAAVuEob8"]YouTube- Animal House[/ame]"You interns are like swallows. You shit all over my patients for six weeks and then fly off."
"Don't be sorry, it's not your fault. It's my fault for overestimating your competence."Comment
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I'm so scared right now. I'm just gonna to do what's sensible, I'm gonna file for unemployment. Then I'm gonna try to get a job at Enterprise Rent-A-Car, because they got an excellent corporate structure and they... *they* give *you* the tools to be your own boss.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said "Bobby you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside" and I said "OK Pop", but he didn't really say that he said that "Stop being a f&@ing dinosaur and get a job".
Listen, I know that we started out as foe. But after that courageous act that you showed me against the one they call Derek, maybe someday we could become friends. Friends who ride majestic, translucent steeds, shooting flaming arrows across the bridge of Hemdale."Be a philosopher. A man can compromise to gain a point. It has become apparent that a man can, within limits, follow his inclinations within the arms of the Church if he does so discreetly." - The Walking Drum
"And here’s what life comes down to—not how many years you live, but how many of those years are filled with bullshit that doesn’t amount to anything to satisfy the requirements of some dickhead you’ll never get the pleasure of punching in the face." – Adam CarollaComment
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When I was growing up, if we wanted a Jacuzzi, we had to fart in the tub.Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
Albert EinsteinComment
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I don't know why, but Robert Dinero uttering the line "Well, we'll look forward to that, Greg." gets me every time.
Also, on the Christmas Vacation one, you haven't mention the line that precedes the "shitter was full" tuba scene.
"and an asshole in his bathrobe, emptying his toilet into my sewer.""They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.Comment
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Originally posted by Mormon Red Death View Post
I watched this to fall asleep to last night. When I saw it in the theater, I thought it wasn't that funny and that they were just trying to be more crude to get laughs. I have watched it over 10 times since, and it get funnier every time.Comment
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"Way to go, Idaho"--Toy Story (pig to Mr. Potatohead)Comment
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A couple from Wonderboys:
James Leer: Now, that is a big trunk. It holds a tuba, a suitcase, a dead dog, and a garment bag almost perfectly.
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Terry Crabtree: Let me get this straight. Jerry Nathan owes you money, so as collateral he gives you his car.
Grady Tripp: Only I'm beginning to think that the car wasn't exactly Jerry's to give.
Terry Crabtree: Ah, so whose car was it?
Grady Tripp: My guess? Vernon Hardapple.
Terry Crabtree: The hood jumper?
Grady Tripp: He said a few things that lead me to believe that the car was his.
Terry Crabtree: Such as?
Grady Tripp: "That's my car, motherfucker."Comment
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