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  • falafel
    loves to talk on things
    • Mar 2009
    • 38010

    #1

    Random Movie Quote Thread

    Use this thread to post your random movie quotes. Others can answer if they like.

    I'll go first. This one has special relevance to me.

    Girl: Sir, have you reached a decision?
    Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.
    Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

    Dig your own grave, and save!

    "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

    "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

    GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
  • happyone
    Board Bookworm
    • Mar 2009
    • 5398

    #2
    Robert Duvall - That's big talk for a one eyed fat man
    John Wayne - Fill your hand, you son of a ...
    Last edited by happyone; 12-22-2009, 01:21 PM.

    I may be small, but I'm slow.

    A veteran - whether active duty, retired, or national guard or reserve is someone who, at one point in his life, wrote a blank check made payable to, "The United States of America ", for an amount of "up to and including my life - it's an honor."

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    • il Padrino Ute
      Junior Member
      • Nov 2008
      • 19161

      #3
      Doug McKenzie: "Boy am I glad we got rid of those guys. They were starting to bug me."
      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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      • John McClain
        Comfortably Numb
        • Dec 2009
        • 1012

        #4
        "Maybe she'll invite us in for tea and strumpets"
        -Dumb and Dumber
        Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
        Albert Einstein

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        • RC Vikings
          Known Heterosexual
          • Nov 2008
          • 8789

          #5
          Pool and a pond... Pond be good for you.

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          • SteelBlue
            Senior Member
            • Nov 2008
            • 8190

            #6
            "Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."

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            • Pheidippides
              Liberal Feminazi
              • Nov 2008
              • 14759

              #7
              Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
              "Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
              "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

              I die everytime I hear that.
              Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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              • il Padrino Ute
                Junior Member
                • Nov 2008
                • 19161

                #8
                Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                "Surprised? If I woke up tomorrow morning with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be more surprised than I am right now."
                Cousin Eddie: "I can't swim Clark."
                Clark: "I know that, Eddie."
                "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                • SteelBlue
                  Senior Member
                  • Nov 2008
                  • 8190

                  #9
                  Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                  "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

                  I die everytime I hear that.
                  Me too. Best line in that movie.
                  Last edited by SteelBlue; 12-22-2009, 01:37 PM.

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                  • Pheidippides
                    Liberal Feminazi
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 14759

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                    Me too. Best line in that movie.
                    That whole minute or whatever that scene is ranks among the funniest things I've ever seen.
                    Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                    • il Padrino Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Nov 2008
                      • 19161

                      #11
                      Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                      That whole minute or whatever that scene is ranks among the funniest things I've ever seen.
                      The music is what elevates that scene from funny to hilarious. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer played by a tuba can't be beat.
                      "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance and the gospel of envy; its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill


                      "I only know what I hear on the news." - Dear Leader

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                      • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                        Time to camp
                        • Nov 2008
                        • 26082

                        #12
                        Originally posted by falafel View Post
                        Use this thread to post your random movie quotes. Others can answer if they like.

                        I'll go first. This one has special relevance to me.

                        Girl: Sir, have you reached a decision?
                        Man: Yes I have. Supersize my balls.
                        I pegged you for a Freddi Prinze Jr. fan.
                        Get confident, stupid
                        -landpoke

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                        • UtahDan
                          *
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 14496

                          #13
                          I was just checking the endline specs on the rotary.....girder.......I'm retarded.

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                          • Pheidippides
                            Liberal Feminazi
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 14759

                            #14
                            Originally posted by il Padrino Ute View Post
                            The music is what elevates that scene from funny to hilarious. Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer played by a tuba can't be beat.
                            Exactly! From the shifty cigar-smoking, beer-swilling Randy Quaid glare to the faux raw sewage slopping everywhere, the entire scene is made by that damn tuba.
                            Awesomeness now has a name. Let me introduce myself.

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                            • falafel
                              loves to talk on things
                              • Mar 2009
                              • 38010

                              #15
                              Originally posted by nikuman View Post
                              "Merry Christmas! Shitter was full!"

                              I die everytime I hear that.
                              Originally posted by SteelBlue View Post
                              Me too. Best line in that movie.
                              I prefer Clark's next line:

                              "Honey, did you check our shitters?"
                              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                              Dig your own grave, and save!

                              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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