Originally posted by TalkyTina
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Worst name of a kid in your ward?
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Are you sure they weren't Solimar and Marisol? My youngest is named Calliope Marisol."Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon
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I don't think I've mentioned the name of a former ward-kid.
Brockton.
My son has played sports vs. a kid in town named Brashton. He's actually quite an athlete. He goes by Brash.
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A friend just announced the birth of his son, Linken. My cousin gave birth to her first daughter today. She named her Huntley.
Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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In my extended family we have Thloen (a boy)
Pronounced Thlow En"I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug
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We have a Maxton in our ward.Originally posted by Donuthole View PostYesterday a friend on FB announced the arrival of their new baby, Ledger.
Today, my cousin announced the arrival of his new son, Daxton."They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.
Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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Huntley. You really have a problem with that name, given what we know about you? Or is that the point?Originally posted by Donuthole View PostMy cousin gave birth to her first daughter today. She named her Huntley.
Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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And when the made up "-ton" names are already taken, change it to a "-ston" ending!Originally posted by Surfah View PostWhenever Gidget and me discuss names we joke, hey put -ton on that!
The other that seems to be popular is -den.
Brock-----> Brockton ------> Brockston
And just in case you've hear Brockston, change the ending to " -yn.
VOILA! BROCKSTYN!
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What the hell is wrong with people?"In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
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