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  • wuapinmon
    Soul Plumber
    • Dec 2008
    • 30711

    #136
    Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
    When I was in high school I went to school with a brother and sister:

    Solmar and Marsol Booty

    There are some pretty awful names in PMDW's family.
    Are you sure they weren't Solimar and Marisol? My youngest is named Calliope Marisol.
    "Wuap's "problem" is that he is smart & principled & committed to a moral course of action. His actions are supposed to reflect his ethical code.
    The rest of us rarely bother to think about our actions." --Solon

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    • Portland Ute
      Junior Member
      • Dec 2008
      • 5647

      #137
      I don't think I've mentioned the name of a former ward-kid.

      Brockton.

      My son has played sports vs. a kid in town named Brashton. He's actually quite an athlete. He goes by Brash.

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      • Donuthole
        Official Outgayer
        • Nov 2008
        • 25248

        #138
        A friend just announced the birth of his son, Linken. My cousin gave birth to her first daughter today. She named her Huntley.
        Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss

        There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock

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        • The Fourth Nephite
          Junior Member
          • Mar 2009
          • 781

          #139
          In my extended family we have Thloen (a boy)

          Pronounced Thlow En
          "I'm going to go back to CUF now, where the censorship is less, the average IQ is higher, and we don't have to deal with so much of this nonsense. Goodbye." - SoonerCoug

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          • DrumNFeather
            Invisible Swordsman
            • Nov 2008
            • 8854

            #140
            Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
            Yesterday a friend on FB announced the arrival of their new baby, Ledger.

            Today, my cousin announced the arrival of his new son, Daxton.
            We have a Maxton in our ward.
            "They're good. They've always been good" - David Shaw.

            Well, because he thought it was good sport. Because some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn.

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            • Surfah
              Where's Wallace?
              • Nov 2008
              • 33726

              #141
              Originally posted by DrumNFeather View Post
              We have a Maxton in our ward.
              Whenever Gidget and me discuss names we joke, hey put -ton on that!

              The other that seems to be popular is -den.
              "Nobody listens to Turtle."
              -Turtle
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              • thesaint258
                aka Benito Hazard
                • Jan 2009
                • 3005

                #142
                Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                A friend just announced the birth of his son, Linken. My cousin gave birth to her first daughter today. She named her Huntley.
                This is what I thought of when I read Linken's name:

                [YOUTUBE]8-mNw11ZXbY[/YOUTUBE]
                Not that, sickos.

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                • falafel
                  loves to talk on things
                  • Mar 2009
                  • 37928

                  #143
                  Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
                  My cousin gave birth to her first daughter today. She named her Huntley.
                  Huntley. You really have a problem with that name, given what we know about you? Or is that the point?
                  Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

                  Dig your own grave, and save!

                  "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

                  "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

                  GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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                  • Clark Addison
                    Senior Member
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 10301

                    #144
                    Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
                    This is what I thought of when I read Linken's name:

                    [YOUTUBE]8-mNw11ZXbY[/YOUTUBE]
                    I thought of:

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                    • Portland Ute
                      Junior Member
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 5647

                      #145
                      Originally posted by Surfah View Post
                      Whenever Gidget and me discuss names we joke, hey put -ton on that!

                      The other that seems to be popular is -den.
                      And when the made up "-ton" names are already taken, change it to a "-ston" ending!

                      Brock-----> Brockton ------> Brockston

                      And just in case you've hear Brockston, change the ending to " -yn.

                      VOILA! BROCKSTYN!

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                      • DU Ute
                        RIP CUF
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 7393

                        #146
                        What the hell is wrong with people?
                        "In conclusion, let me give a shout-out to dirty sex. What a great thing it is" - Northwestcoug
                        "And you people wonder why you've had extermination orders issued against you." - landpoke
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                        • byu71
                          Senior Member
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 22070

                          #147
                          Worldpeace

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