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  • Color Me Badd Fan
    Senior Member
    • Jan 2009
    • 12519

    #1

    Worst name of a kid in your ward?

    You can also include a name of one of your friend's or sibling/sibling-in-law's kids or a kid from your neighborhood. In other words, you can't use some horrendous name given to a celebrity's kid.

    Here's my entry, and I mentioned it another thread: Bitner.

    Apparently, the family wanted to one up all the people who had given their sons names like McKay and Kimball. They completely bypassed Hinkley and instead gave their kid the name of Bitner.

    A kid in the ward that shares our building has the name of Truxton. Apparently, there's a few other Truxtons around, there was discussion on CB about the name.

    EDIT: This thread probably belongs in Chit Chat.
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  • scottie
    Junior Member
    • Nov 2008
    • 5247

    #2
    I don't know of any in our ward, and maybe it's just me, but I cringe when I hear of kids named Nephi.

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    • Indy Coug
      Heartless Bastard
      • Dec 2008
      • 18747

      #3
      Originally posted by scottie View Post
      I don't know of any in our ward, and maybe it's just me, but I cringe when I hear of kids named Nephi.
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      • marsupial
        Mississippi Queen
        • Nov 2008
        • 3678

        #4
        We had a Moroni and a Mosiah in a previous ward.
        What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
        -Teenage Dirtbag

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        • thesaint258
          aka Benito Hazard
          • Jan 2009
          • 3005

          #5
          There was a kid with the surname "Butts" in my ward growing up. It was an unfortunate name.
          Not that, sickos.

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          • The_Tick
            Made something of myself
            • Nov 2008
            • 7273

            #6
            Originally posted by thesaint258 View Post
            There was a kid with the surname "Butts" in my ward growing up. It was an unfortunate name.
            The Butts family in Federal Way? Awesome.

            My younger brother named his kid Ammon. Sheesh.

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            • LiveCoug
              LA Ute loves me
              • Nov 2008
              • 18486

              #7
              Khlan.

              Pronounced like Collin.

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              • DU Ute
                RIP CUF
                • Dec 2008
                • 7393

                #8
                Originally posted by LiveCoug View Post
                Khlan.

                Pronounced like Collin.
                Was this his Halloween costume?

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                • SuperGabers
                  aka... UtahDan's Wifey
                  • May 2009
                  • 2182

                  #9
                  There are seriously some Mormon dip-shit names out there...

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                  • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                    Time to camp
                    • Nov 2008
                    • 26082

                    #10
                    Find out your Mormon name. Feel free to call me Kailyn Durward.

                    Popular baby names.

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                    • wuapinmon
                      Soul Plumber
                      • Dec 2008
                      • 30711

                      #11
                      Zontavia
                      Dandriquez
                      Kayden (it's a boy)
                      Nyquazhia
                      Pippa
                      Jaxon
                      Treg
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                      • Indy Coug
                        Heartless Bastard
                        • Dec 2008
                        • 18747

                        #12
                        Whoever has the cajones to name their kid Gidgiddoni has my eternal respect and admiration, especially if they end up working for the FBI against organized crime.
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                        • HuskyFreeNorthwest
                          Time to camp
                          • Nov 2008
                          • 26082

                          #13
                          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
                          Zontavia
                          Dandriquez
                          Kayden (it's a boy)
                          Nyquazhia
                          Pippa
                          Jaxon
                          Treg
                          We have both of those in my ward, same spellings.
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                          -landpoke

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                          • Donuthole
                            Official Outgayer
                            • Nov 2008
                            • 25237

                            #14
                            I had forgotten it until I recently saw him tagged in a few facebook photos, but therewas a kid a few years younger than me growing up whose name was Gayden. In elementary school we used to call him Ninja Gayden. In Jr. High, he got called much worse, i'm sure.
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                            • TripletDaddy
                              sweet triple
                              • Nov 2008
                              • 58186

                              #15
                              We have a Pippa in our ward right now. She is in the YW.

                              Her full name is Phillipa (her dad is a Brit) but she goes by Pippa for short.

                              I have known her since she was about 6 or so. I am used to the name and think it is a cute name although I would have never thought of it on my own.
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