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Christmas Gifts for the Spouse
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Christmas Gifts for the Spouse
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I almost got a great deal on a meat thermometer today on woot, but I was too slow
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Last edited by Donuthole; 11-17-2009, 03:37 PM.Prepare to put mustard on those words, for you will soon be consuming them, along with this slice of humble pie that comes direct from the oven of shame set at gas mark “egg on your face”! -- Moss
There's three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who's got the same first name as a city; and never go near a lady's got a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, everything else is cream cheese. --Coach Finstock
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Tiffany.com. Never fails. They have quite a bit of stuff under $500.Originally posted by Space Ghost View PostLast year for Christmas I got the wife of Space Ghost a big fat nothing. It wasn't my finest day... no excuses. But I didn't learn much. For her birthday this past summer, I got her a piece of paper that said: "An e-book reader that doesn't suck... still looking." (And I still haven't found one.) So, essentially, I got her nothing. She has made it clear - in certain terms - that an 0 or 3 streak would not be good for my health.
I dug down deep and ordered her some perfume she used to wear when we were dating that had since been taken off the market, but was just recently re-introduced. I ordered it last week and it arrived on the doorstep today. She opened it already and loves it. I didn't tell her that it was for Christmas.
I have no other ideas about what to get her. Need some brainstorming help. Consideration of frugality isn't altogether necessary, but I'm not looking to break the bank either.
cheers.There's no such thing as luck, only drunken invincibility. Make it happen.
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Buy her something that doesn't suck: an xbox 360 with a 12-month membership to xbox live.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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jog to the store, then buy her an xbox 360 and a 12-month membership to xbox live.Originally posted by Space GhostDid I mention that the consideration of my health is at stake?
cheers.Fitter. Happier. More Productive.
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But walk slowly on the way back. You don't want to screw up the optical drive!Originally posted by TripletDaddy View Postjog to the store, then buy her an xbox 360 and a 12-month membership to xbox live.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
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GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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I've talked my wife into a PS3. I made valid points that she would be able to watch Blue Ray, stream Netflix and store some of the kid's movie on the system. That might have been my best sales job ever.
In all seriousness, we actually usually buy a bigger gift (more expensive) for the family and then get each other some clothes or smaller ticket items on the side for the wife and I. I like this method, because usually more expensive = electronics. At some point this may not work, but my son is only about 3-4 years away from liking the cool electronics so I'm hoping to be able to pawn off the fun toys as his gifts."To the man who only has a hammer, everything he encounters begins to look like a nail."
—Abraham Maslow
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I would bake her a few loaves of sour dough bread. I think she'll love it.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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Thank for posting this. I now have something to print out and give my wife to prove I'm not the least thoughtful husband in the world.Originally posted by Space Ghost View PostLast year for Christmas I got the wife of Space Ghost a big fat nothing. It wasn't my finest day... no excuses. But I didn't learn much. For her birthday this past summer, I got her a piece of paper that said: "An e-book reader that doesn't suck... still looking." (And I still haven't found one.) So, essentially, I got her nothing. She has made it clear - in certain terms - that an 0 or 3 streak would not be good for my health.
I dug down deep and ordered her some perfume she used to wear when we were dating that had since been taken off the market, but was just recently re-introduced. I ordered it last week and it arrived on the doorstep today. She opened it already and loves it. I didn't tell her that it was for Christmas.
I have no other ideas about what to get her. Need some brainstorming help. Consideration of frugality isn't altogether necessary, but I'm not looking to break the bank either.
cheers.
I have gone the jewelry route for the last several Christmas, but the bigger and better is an expensive path to head down. I'm going to switch up and buy her a Kindle this year.
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That is so boring. How is she going to express her sassy self when she's reading on the couch wearing that big red tent?Originally posted by SuperGabers View PostOOOOooo!!! I GOT it! Get her a SNUGGIE!


This will do the trick.Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.
Dig your own grave, and save!
"The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American
"I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally
GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!
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