The Official "SU Rant" Contest

[Flystripper]

SU would never say this. But this is an excellent idea. We need a whole category just for SU sports rants. Or for his commentary on pop music. This could be great fun!

nor this

drove me from the bosom embrace of mormonism

He would be more likely refer to is as, "...breaking free from the cold brittle clutches of shallow doctrine."

[TripletDaddy]

Yes, of course. This entire thread is a show of affection for our amigo from Seattle. So stop acting jealous and compose your entry.

stfu!

[Rosebud]

I get the feeling that some of these entries are like the fabled Charlie Chaplin getting third-place in a Charlie Chaplin Look-a-like Contest.

Explain your meaning. Please tell me that you're not accusing me of being SU now?

[Rosebud]

stfu!

You really are a pissy little doggie.

[Babs]

Explain your meaning. Please tell me that you're not accusing me of being SU now?

Rosebud, I've posted with SeattleUte. I know SeattleUte. SeattleUte is a friend of mine. And you're no SeattleUte.

[TripletDaddy]

You really are a pissy little doggie.

That WAS my entry.

Also, nice avatar. Where did you get that pic?........

[Rosebud]

That WAS my entry.

Also, nice avatar. Where did you get that pic?........

lol... and thanks, it's perfect

[Rosebud]

Rosebud, I've posted with SeattleUte. I know SeattleUte. SeattleUte is a friend of mine. And you're no SeattleUte.

Glad you see it that way... I'm growing tired of assumptions that I am anyone other than myself. I had hoped it was completely apparent by now that I REALLY AM a NEW poster.

[Babs]

Glad you see it that way... I'm growing tired of assumptions that I am anyone other than myself. I had hoped it was completely apparent by now that I REALLY AM a NEW poster.

But what is in a name? That which we call a Rose by any other name would post as sweet.

[wuapinmon]

Explain your meaning. Please tell me that you're not accusing me of being SU now?

No, yours was derivative. Me, I'd take the Pierre Menard approach to producing an SU text.

[SeattleUte]

stfu!

I predict that 3D will not condescend to do an entry. He will only try to belittle the contest. By the way, smart ass, all my humor is intended. I even attempt a lot more humor than people recognize.

[Babs]

By the way, smart ass, all my humor is intended.

Actually, by far your funniest posts are from SU the accidental comedian.

I even attempt a lot more humor than people recognize.

indubitably.

[TripletDaddy]

I predict that 3D will not condescend to do an entry. He will only try to belittle the contest. By the way, smart ass, all my humor is intended. I even attempt a lot more humor than people recognize.

Of all the posts in this thread, mine have spoken the highest of you and your non-imitable style. And this is how you repay me? I am offended by your treasonous behavior.

[I.J. Reilly]

I predict that 3D will not condescend to do an entry. He will only try to belittle the contest. By the way, smart ass, all my humor is intended. I even attempt a lot more humor than people recognize.

His belittling will only belittle the belittler.

[Babs]

His belittling will only belittle the belittler.

nice.