Nominations for the 2009 Cuffies

[Fiyero]

I'd nominate this as Wittiest post

http://www.cougaruteforum.com/showpo...1&postcount=13

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[Art Vandelay]

I really liked SIEQ discussion of intimacy versus pornography. I tried to find it in DH's punography thread, but didn't feel like sifting through 25 pages right now.

[SeattleUte]

My dark horse for MVP is scottie. If 3D is Kobe, scottie is Gasol plus.

[SoCalCoug]

post that makes you scream "awesome, awesome, awesome" the most.

Here you go

[SeattleUte]

I oppose 3D for MVP. Have you ever noticed how when USC is in a truly embarrassing situation he disappears? I'm not talking about a loss every now and then. I'm talking about like when USC is reduced to playing BC in the Emerald Bowl, or can't get anyone to take the head coaching job, or finally hires Lane Kiffin (lol). Truly embarrassing stuff. He disappears. He's no MVP.

[mtnbiker]

I nominate Bellavela as best mystery member.

[TripletDaddy]

I oppose 3D for MVP. Have you ever noticed how when USC is in a truly embarrassing situation he disappears? I'm not talking about a loss every now and then. I'm talking about like when USC is reduced to playing BC in the Emerald Bowl, or can't get anyone to take the head coaching job, or finally hires Lane Kiffin (lol). Truly embarrassing stuff. He disappears. He's no MVP.

Im simply making my teammates better.

[Rosebud]

I'm not sure what the categories ended up being, but I'd put Solon's thing on "theodicy and suffering" up for best religion thread.

seconded

[Rosebud]

My dark horse for MVP is scottie. If 3D is Kobe, scottie is Gasol plus.

I like that. His thread starters in the foyer have prompted some of the best discussions.

I was also thinking Babs. And no, AttorneyDan, I am not trying to ingratiate myself with her. I just don't see any reason why she should only be in the running for best gentile. Babs' ubiquitous presence is felt across the entire board. She flirts, adds sarcasm, lightens things up and keeps the board moving. Without Babs this board would be bland. MVP.

I mean this sincerely Babs, but you don't have my permission to be nice to me now.

[Babs]

I like that. His thread starters in the foyer have prompted some of the best discussions.

I was also thinking Babs. And no, AttorneyDan, I am not trying to ingratiate myself with her. I just don't see any reason why she should only be in the running for best gentile. Babs' ubiquitous presence is felt across the entire board. She flirts, adds sarcasm, lightens things up and keeps the board moving. Without Babs this board would be bland. MVP.

I mean this sincerely Babs, but you don't have my permission to be nice to me now.

Nice try, but as a general principle I only ever let the men flatter me.

[wuapinmon]

I like that. His thread starters in the foyer have prompted some of the best discussions.

I was also thinking Babs. And no, AttorneyDan, I am not trying to ingratiate myself with her. I just don't see any reason why she should only be in the running for best gentile. Babs' ubiquitous presence is felt across the entire board. She flirts, adds sarcasm, lightens things up and keeps the board moving. Without Babs this board would be bland. MVP.

I mean this sincerely Babs, but you don't have my permission to be nice to me now.

Why don't you start a thread and call it Babs' Greatest Hits?

[Rosebud]

I really liked SIEQ discussion of intimacy versus pornography. I tried to find it in DH's punography thread, but didn't feel like sifting through 25 pages right now.

Seconded. It's not in the punography thread, though. It's in an older one Wuap bumped with a summon rosebud card.... do you know which one I'm talking about Wuap?

The only problem I see is that if we don't create a new category for posts about sex, it'll win hands down just because there are too many people who'll vote for boobies without even reading the competition.

[Rosebud]

Nice try, but as a general principle I only ever let the men flatter me.

Save this nonsense for your acceptance speech.

[Babs]

Why don't you start a thread and call it Babs' Greatest Hits?

cue Triplet:

[Rosebud]

cue Triplet:

you should have used the toilet card