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  • #16
    Originally posted by Commando View Post
    The Colonel's chicken is fantastic, but he was like the R. Kelly of fast food entrepreneurship, man. He had a little mini hotel built onto his Kentucky Fried Chicken to accomodate his mistress as well as his wife. Guess he liked to batter more than just poultry.


    *bonus fact* Dave Thomas of Wendy's fame was the Colonel's long time apprentice and associate, and HIMSELF a Kentucky Colonel. Some cracks of daylight into the American Fastfood Illuminati.
    Also, the first KFC was in Utah.
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    • #17
      Originally posted by Donuthole View Post
      Also, the first KFC was in Utah.
      Ah Donuthole. I see you're still riding that pony.
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      • #18
        Originally posted by YOhio View Post
        NO!!
        Finally! Someone has the gumption to actually answer a question. This is why we shall be great friends, yoHIO.
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        • #19
          Originally posted by YOhio View Post
          Can you clarify which "Sloan" you hate and why?
          I hate that Jerry Sloan is still the coach of the Utah Jazz. The reason, 1997 NBA Finals.

          Originally posted by wuapinmon View Post
          Do you think it was acceptable for Colonel Sanders to call himself "Colonel" based on his Kentucky award?
          Any self-respecting Southern Gentleman would refer to himself as colonel if bestowed the honor.
          Last edited by SloanHater; 07-15-2009, 02:45 PM.

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          • #20
            Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
            I hate that Jerry Sloan is still the coach of the Utah Jazz. The reason, 1997 NBA Finals.
            Why hate him? Clearly, the better team won.
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            • #21
              Originally posted by Indy Coug View Post
              Why hate him? Clearly, the better team won.
              I disagree. The Jazz won both regular season meetings, had a better regular season record, and home court advantage.

              Switch Phil Jackson with Jerry Sloan and the Jazz would have won '97 and '98 Titles.*

              *Corrected per beefytee's astute observation. I apologize.
              Last edited by SloanHater; 07-15-2009, 02:46 PM.

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              • #22
                Originally posted by Commando View Post
                *bonus fact* Dave Thomas of Wendy's fame was the Colonel's long time apprentice and associate, and HIMSELF a Kentucky Colonel. Some cracks of daylight into the American Fastfood Illuminati.
                Dave Thomas is the MAN!!!

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                • #23
                  Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                  I disagree. The Jazz won both regular season meetings, had a better regular season record, and home court advantage.

                  Switch Phil Jackson with Jerry Sloan and the Jazz would have won '96 and '97 Titles.
                  Sorry, the only person you switch and change who wins the title is Michael Jordan.

                  Do you mean 97 and 98? Or do you think the Jazz underperformed in 96 as well when they didn't make the finals?

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                  • #24
                    And all this time I thought the Jazz lost because Malone choked on the free throw line. Tell me, how did Sloan miss those FT's for him?
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                    • #25
                      How are you supposed to win a title when you have BRuss guarding Jordan?
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                      • #26
                        Actually, most Jazzites will tell you it was the so-called Jordan push off.
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                        • #27
                          Originally posted by SloanHater View Post
                          Switch Phil Jackson with Jerry Sloan and the Jazz would have won '96 and '97 Titles.
                          Link?
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                          • #28
                            The Bulls were twice as good as Utah.

                            Chicago 8, Utah 4
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                            • #29
                              Wasn't Sloan Ferris' hot girlfriend. Why would anyone hate her, well other than the obvious reason of dating one of the biggest dorks of the 80s?

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                              • #30
                                Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                                And all this time I thought the Jazz lost because Malone choked on the free throw line. Tell me, how did Sloan miss those FT's for him?
                                I base a coach's performance on more than one game. The Jazz had home court advantage (1998 Finals) and didn't win Games 1 or 2. They then got destroyed in Game 3.

                                Sloan was supposedly a friend of Chuck Daly, how is it he never invoked the 'Jordan Rules' that won the Pistons their championships ?
                                Last edited by SloanHater; 07-15-2009, 02:47 PM.

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