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    Hello. Nice to know all of you. Here is my intro thread.

    How did you find CUF?
    I am the louder, less hairy half of the purplemonkeydishwasher clan (pretty sure I added too many 'e's in there). He left this site up on my laptop one day. I started browsing around (not lurking!) and came across a thread named "When a man loves a bag of cheetos." I know I've been known to take things too literally but I was intrigued and kept reading even though I expected a different outcome.

    We have gotten some great recipes, advice from this site so I decided to join. You need more ladies around here anyway.

    How did you choose your moniker?
    It's an homage to the Twilight Zone, the greatest television program airing on Sci-fi between 1:00 am and 4:00 am. My favorite holiday is New Years because there is a 24 hour TZ marathon.

    What do you do (other than read CUF)?
    I work full time as a consultant in the environmental field. Before I had kids and had more free time I was a runner and a Zumba instructor. I also did a lot of volunteer outreach stuff with my church. I was probably much more interesting back then.

    How many time zones have you lived in?
    2

    What are your sports loyalties?
    Meh, to be honest I'm not a big sports person. However, I am a fan of Team USA in the Olympic Summer Games (not winter, only summer).
    I don't think that counts though. I will say I am a Jazz fan only because of a geographic loyalty. I don't care if they win or lose or whatever.

    Are you looking forward to wuap's welcome question and what do you think it will be?
    Yes. I don't know. But can someone tell me why my 2.5 year old calls bananas "talas?"

    Optional, but encouraged questions:

    What do you like about CUF?

    Different and creative ways to use the word "Member."

    What don't you like about CUF?
    Too much sports! Who do I complain to about this?

    Do you pee in the sink?
    Is a drinking fountain a sink? No, I haven't.

    Did you ever consider an alternative career path?
    "Alternative" as in voodoo priestess/professional belly button lint artist or just an altogether different path? Yes, all the time.

    When your kids get older, will you do drugs with them in order to teach them a responsible approach to drugs?
    Probably not, but I would like to see the thread that inspired this question.

    What's your standing in the church? (this was originally meant as a joke but it stuck)
    I am not LDS. I'm Episcopalian (you know, the Henry VIII church). All groups need a token 'catholic.' I am happy to fill this position.

    Why are you so creepy? How long have you been lurking?

    I don't know why I'm so creepy. Maybe my mommy didn't love me. I only officially lurked for a day or two.

    Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
    PMDW should respond if he wants his dinner cooked for him tonight.

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    Welcome TT. Good to have you.

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    • #3
      Welcome! I always liked your moniker.
      "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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      • #4
        Welcome!

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        • #5
          Welcome! It's nice to have another woman on the board.

          My dad was raised Episcopalian. Most of my extended family on his side still is.
          What's to explain? It's a bunch of people, most of whom you've never met, who are just as likely to be homicidal maniacs as they are to be normal everyday people, with whom you share the minutiae of your everyday life. It's totally normal, and everyone would understand.
          -Teenage Dirtbag

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          • #6
            Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
            Do you expect anyone to respond to this thread?
            PMDW should respond if he wants his dinner cooked for him tonight.
            Originally posted by purplmonkeydishwashr View Post
            Welcome!
            Let us know what dinner was like.
            Everything in life is an approximation.

            http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Commando View Post
              Welcome! I always liked your moniker.
              I like the moniker just fine, but I don't like the avatar. Creeps me out.

              Welcome TalkyTiny.
              Ain't it like most people, I'm no different. We love to talk on things we don't know about.

              Dig your own grave, and save!

              "The only one of us who is so significant that Jeff owes us something simply because he decided to grace us with his presence is falafel." -- All-American

              "I know that you are one of the cool and 'edgy' BYU fans" -- Wally

              GIVE 'EM HELL, BRIGHAM!

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              • #8
                Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
                What do you do (other than read CUF)?
                I work full time as a consultant in the environmental field.
                I'm pretty sure I don't like you. By the way, we already have an Episcopalian, so you're late to the party.
                sigpic
                "Outlined against a blue, gray
                October sky the Four Horsemen rode again"
                Grantland Rice, 1924

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                  I'm pretty sure I don't like you.

                  My, my, don't be so hasty. For all you know I consult on the best way to cheat on your emissions reporting.

                  Originally posted by cowboy View Post
                  By the way, we already have an Episcopalian, so you're late to the party.

                  Damn, time to convert.

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                  • #10
                    Originally posted by TalkyTina View Post
                    My, my, don't be so hasty. For all you know I consult on the best way to cheat on your emissions reporting.




                    Damn, time to convert.
                    I suggest Wicca. Pretty sure we don't have one of those.
                    "It's true that everything happens for a reason. Just remember that sometimes that reason is that you did something really, really, stupid."

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                    • #11
                      Welcome, TT.
                      I'm like LeBron James.
                      -mpfunk

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by FMCoug View Post
                        I suggest Wicca. Pretty sure we don't have one of those.
                        Somewhere, Zoroaster is crying.
                        Everything in life is an approximation.

                        http://twitter.com/CougarStats

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                        • #13
                          Welcome TT!

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                          • #14
                            Welcome, TalkyTina. I am glad you chose the pellegrino-approved template to introduce yourself.
                            Dio perdona tante cose per un’opera di misericordia
                            God forgives many things for an act of mercy
                            Alessandro Manzoni

                            Knock it off. This board has enough problems without a dose of middle-age lechery.

                            pelagius

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                            • #15
                              I am a Double T fan already. Welcome aboard.
                              "There is no creature more arrogant than a self-righteous libertarian on the web, am I right? Those folks are just intolerable."
                              "It's no secret that the great American pastime is no longer baseball. Now it's sanctimony." -- Guy Periwinkle, The Nix.
                              "Juilliardk N I ibuprofen Hyu I U unhurt u" - creekster

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