Allow me to introduce myself

[wuapinmon]

Maybe you've just lost your touch.....

An artist doesn't create art for approval of the unwashed masses; arte por el arte.

[Green Monstah]

This question has expired. You are dead to me.

Maybe you've just lost your touch.....

[wuapinmon]

(it's called the wuap smiley for a reason, bucko)



Gareth Keenan....answer the following question, but choose your response carefully as our future dealings on this site may depend, in large part, on your response to the following question:

Keenan O'Mear's song "Unfaithful Girl" features the lyric, "My friends all say I should walk out the door/they say she's a cheat/they say she's a....unfaithful girl." Diane Lane was decidedly unfaithful in the film Unfaithful, yet she was full of faith at the beginning of the Colorado Springs polygamist tale of woe The Child Bride of Short Creek. Her next movie Six Pack, filmed at the Dixie Speedway in my hometown of Woodstock, Georgia featured Kenny Rogers as a racecar driver, he drove so gosh darn fast, faster than Jesus according to Primus. The band Cake had their first big hit with "Going the Distance" about a racecar driver who keeps going the distance even after the race is over. One of the voices in Field of Dreams told Ray Kinsella to "go the distance" which led to him having a game of catch with his dead dad in spite of their liking different baseball teams just to spite each other. So, the question remains, if the prophet said we had to practice polygamy again, and Diane Lane isn't an option, what's your reaction?

This question has expired. You are dead to me.

[Viking]

Wait until you log on today after sobering up and read what you posted about wuap being funny last night.

I stand by my characterization of the Wu.

[Jeff Lebowski]

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

Wait until you log on today after sobering up and read what you posted about wuap being funny last night.

[Dwight Schr-ute]

Yeah. I seriously regret some of the stupid shit I post after eating too much meat at a time when I am neither suffering under the time of winter, or of cold, or of famine, or of excess of hunger.

I agree. Last winter I used some tobacco on a sick emu, far outside the allowable sick cattle. And while we're confessing, I had neither judgement nor skill. Needless to say, I made some poor decisions while under the influence and am now paying child support to a pot bellied pig.

[NorthwestUteFan]

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

Yeah. I seriously regret some of the stupid shit I post after eating too much meat at a time when I am neither suffering under the time of winter, or of cold, or of famine, or of excess of hunger.

[Viking]

I too have a sad legacy of posting stupid shit while under the influence. I was doped up in the hospital after surgery and got to bragging about things one shouldn't brag about. In my defense, I remember being convinced that my material was killing. Reading it now just makes me sad.

I've read some past posts and thought: "what???!!!!"

My stupid posts are a testament of the truthfulness of the WoW. Well, sort of.

[wuapinmon]

For example (and yes, the alcohol is talking a little here), my rant against poor All-American and his private jet trip to my home town was written heavily under the influence of an equiv of one bottle of wine and two JD's on an AA flight to Sao Paulo. Whoops.

Sorry, AA. You're super cool, in retrospect.

I too have a sad legacy of posting stupid shit while under the influence. I was doped up in the hospital after surgery and got to bragging about things one shouldn't brag about. In my defense, I remember being convinced that my material was killing. Reading it now just makes me sad.

[Viking]

For example (and yes, the alcohol is talking a little here), my rant against poor All-American and his private jet trip to my home town was written heavily under the influence of an equiv of one bottle of wine and two JD's on an AA flight to Sao Paulo. Whoops.

Sorry, AA. You're super cool, in retrospect.

[Viking]

LOL, Modestly Inebriated Viking is an Angry Viking.

NO that's excessively inebriated Viking. Alcohol is responsible for most of my more embarrassing experiences here. Modestly buzzed Viking is super cool

[wuapinmon]

I've never done this either. The thought's never occurred to me. And I spend most friday and saturday nights in a modestly inebriated state.

LOL, Modestly Inebriated Viking is an Angry Viking.

[Viking]

Bears. Beets. Battlestar Gallactica.

You're saying you've never pissed in the sink? PSHHHHH.....

NWU is one of my favorites, so I'm glad he's starting a posse.

I've never done this either. The thought's never occurred to me. And I spend most friday and saturday nights in a modestly inebriated state.

[wuapinmon]

I don't want to step on Wuap's toes,

(it's called the wuap smiley for a reason, bucko)

Hi. My name is Dwight Schr-ute. But I prefer Gareth Keenan.

Gareth Keenan....answer the following question, but choose your response carefully as our future dealings on this site may depend, in large part, on your response to the following question:

Keenan O'Mear's song "Unfaithful Girl" features the lyric, "My friends all say I should walk out the door/they say she's a cheat/they say she's a....unfaithful girl." Diane Lane was decidedly unfaithful in the film Unfaithful, yet she was full of faith at the beginning of the Colorado Springs polygamist tale of woe The Child Bride of Short Creek. Her next movie Six Pack, filmed at the Dixie Speedway in my hometown of Woodstock, Georgia featured Kenny Rogers as a racecar driver, he drove so gosh darn fast, faster than Jesus according to Primus. The band Cake had their first big hit with "Going the Distance" about a racecar driver who keeps going the distance even after the race is over. One of the voices in Field of Dreams told Ray Kinsella to "go the distance" which led to him having a game of catch with his dead dad in spite of their liking different baseball teams just to spite each other. So, the question remains, if the prophet said we had to practice polygamy again, and Diane Lane isn't an option, what's your reaction?

[pellegrino]

Yes. Yes I do. Actually I have a friend running that program and they finally seem to be seeing some success. Until they can get an upper hand on the carp, it's going to be a project that requires heavy management, which is less than ideal. If you want to discuss further, I'd love to.

I don't really have much knowledge on it. I took an environmental biology class during undergrad and the june sucker was constantly given as a local environmental problem that locals could do something about. I'd like to see more june suckers, less algae and less carp in UT lake, although I don't know why, as I don't live anywhere near UT, nor will I ever.