Nineteen Hundred and Ninety

[JohnnyLingo]

Nobody needs to bother. You do it just fine without any help from us.

See? Another perfect example. Your post is the wordier version of "you're a dum dum head."

Not very effective, in my opinion.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

It's odd... the "Lingo is intellectually deficient" argument is a popular one as of late, but no one's really bothered to prove it.

Here we go: res ipsa loquitur.

[UtahDan]

Nobody needs to bother. You do it just fine without any help from us.

We hold these truths to be self evident...

[JohnnyLingo]

Here we go: res ipsa loquitur.

We hold these truths to be self evident...

Impossible to prove. Got it.

[TripletDaddy]

Apologies to Senioritis. Lost in JohnnyLingo's vain threadjack is the fact that if you go to Senioritis's home to watch a game, you get free Dippin' Dots. I think even Nate Cooper would risk a batch of forehead gonorrhea for some free Dippin' Dots!

[Pheidippides]

See? Another perfect example. Your post is the wordier version of "you're a dum dum head." And please stop it, you big meany!

Not very effective, in my opinion, which you have all made very clear you don't think is worth the pixels it takes to express. Also, I'm not sure what you're trying to be effective at, but I remembered this phraseology from the Missionary Guide and it sounded good.

Edited for clarity.

Also, for the record, I like dum dums. That mystery flavor is rad!

[Senioritis]

Apologies to Senioritis. Lost in JohnnyLingo's vain threadjack is the fact that if you go to Senioritis's home to watch a game, you get free Dippin' Dots. I think even Nate Cooper would risk a batch of forehead gonorrhea for some free Dippin' Dots!

If Nate Cooper shows up on my front porch, I'm tying him up, driving to the Main Street Plaza and kissing him passionately with a lot of tongue. I will then run away as quickly as possible, leaving him there, alone, to take a ruthless beating at the hands of church security.

[UtahDan]

If Nate Cooper shows up on my front porch, I'm tying him up, driving to the Main Street Plaza and kissing him passionately with a lot of tongue. I will then run away as quickly as possible, leaving him there, alone, to take a ruthless beating at the hands of church security some Danites.

I fixed it for you.

[JohnnyLingo]

The word "effective" is owned by the Missionary Guide and should not be used anywhere else.

Also, for the record, I like dum dums. That mystery flavor is rad! I feel bad for Lingo and know if I were taking this kind of abuse I'd cry about it.

Edited for clarity.

[Color Me Badd Fan]

Impossible to prove. Got it.

If your car is parked on a street below an open second floor window belonging to a flour mill and a 50 lb bag of flour falls on your car with enough force to dent your hood, then everyone knows what happened. The thing speaks for itself.

When you see someone whose face looks like someone that has down's syndrome, they have a simien crease, a protruding tongue and have severe intellectual abilities, you don't have to have a blood test done to determine their condition.

After the first, I don't know, 2,242 posts, I think people can make a fairly accurate judgment.

[JohnnyLingo]

If your car is parked on a street below an open second floor window belonging to a flour mill and a 50 lb bag of flour falls on your car with enough force to dent your hood, then everyone knows what happened. The thing speaks for itself.

When you see someone whose face looks like someone that has down's syndrome, they have a simien crease, a protruding tongue and have severe intellectual abilities, you don't have to have a blood test done to determine their condition.

After the first, I don't know, 2,242 posts, I think people can make a fairly accurate judgment.

Yeah, I get what you're saying. What I don't see is any actual, tangible proof that I'm any less intelligent than your average CUF'er.

As such, the insults mean nothing.

[TripletDaddy]

My observation is that, for the most part, the knock on you is not your intelligence, but rather your social skills.

You pretend to not care, yet you come here daily. You also care enough to steal content from CUF and pass it off as your own elsewhere (this is a no-no in journalism, fyi, but perhaps there are lower ethical standards of journalism in your neck of the woods).

I cannot speak to your overall intelligence. But your common sense seems to be sorely lacking.....which actually usually indicates an overall lower intellect, now that I think about it.

Anyway, Go Cougars!

[Jarid in Cedar]

Yeah, I get what you're saying. What I don't see is any actual, tangible proof that I'm any less intelligent than your average CUF'er.

As such, the insults mean nothing.

Intelligence is not an issue. You can be smart from a knowledge standpoint and also be stupid as Aunt Sally's cat at the same time. The issue is wisdom and the understanding of how to have courtesy and respect in a crowd, is what makes you a buffoon. If you are not hear to make friends, stop whining about what people think about you.

[Jarid in Cedar]

My observation is that, for the most part, the knock on you is not your intelligence, but rather your social skills.

You pretend to not care, yet you come here daily. You also care enough to steal content from CUF and pass it off as your own elsewhere (this is a no-no in journalism, fyi, but perhaps there are lower ethical standards of journalism in your neck of the woods).

I cannot speak to your overall intelligence. But your common sense seems to be sorely lacking.....which actually usually indicates an overall lower intellect, now that I think about it.

Anyway, Go Cougars!

Damn, I am a hack

[Pheidippides]

Edited for clarity unoriginality.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, and I thank you for it. However, it is terribly unoriginal and I think you might be better served to return to your previously scheduled opinionated, uninformed and narcissistic ramblings, since that's the alter-ego you've chosen to nourish 'round these parts. Unless you really do buy into that whole "JohnnyLingo is Nikuman 10 years ago" bit, in which case you should feel free to go ahead and co-opt from me as you wish.

Also, you forgot to use the Bold function, which really detracts from the experience, don't you think?